SkiD_PL8 0 #1 April 8, 2005 A great moment in naval communication. U.S. ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. Canadian reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. U.S. ship: This is the captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again divert your course. Canadian reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course! U.S. ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE U.S. NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!! Canadian reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #2 April 8, 2005 omg that fucking funnny!!!!!!"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #3 April 8, 2005 Absolutely hilarious! That's good! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #4 April 8, 2005 I think the aircraft carrier would still win if it came down to it though. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #5 April 8, 2005 What about them rocks around that lighthouse? That'd be a little hard to explain. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 37 #6 April 8, 2005 QuoteI think the aircraft carrier would still win if it came down to it though. Lighthouses are built on LAND I'm betting that between the SHIP and the LAND, the LAND will win!"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #7 April 8, 2005 I had one pictured at the end of a thin peninsula though. I think with enough momentum an aircraft carrier would make it through that. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #8 April 8, 2005 QuoteQuoteI think the aircraft carrier would still win if it came down to it though. Lighthouses are built on LAND I'm betting that between the SHIP and the LAND, the LAND will win! _________________________________________ I'm with you on that one! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GeordieSkydiver 0 #9 April 8, 2005 Read any book on navy stuff and rocks. The rocks win everytime. Thats why there is a 'lighthouse'. Damn it. Now you made me up my post count from 666, I was waiting for the devil himself to notice! Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
GeordieSkydiver 0 #9 April 8, 2005 Read any book on navy stuff and rocks. The rocks win everytime. Thats why there is a 'lighthouse'. Damn it. Now you made me up my post count from 666, I was waiting for the devil himself to notice! Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
