missg8tordivr 0 #26 April 8, 2005 Quote Finding the seat up never bothered me. Men just genetically not designed to be able to execute that task, so hissy fits are totally in vain...[Tongue] Here Here!! *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #27 April 8, 2005 I've lived with 2 boyfriends, plus my father and my brother. The toilet seat has never been an issue- they do what they are supposed to do! Don't let them skate with the genetics excuse! Laziness is not genetic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #28 April 8, 2005 okay then, how about we put the lid down along with the seat, then when they do the flying ass leap without looking, they end up peeing all over the top of it. pppppppphhhhhhhhtttttttt!!!!!!!!!! if we have to check that it's up, wimmins can check to see if it's down. fair is fair. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hungarianchick 0 #29 April 8, 2005 Right now I share one bathroom with two guys. If I lost it every time I find the seat up I would be in the loony bin by now. "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skolls081102 0 #30 April 8, 2005 I must say, I've never really had a problem with this. I just piss sitting down Just kidding. Seriously, all it took was one of my mothers rants, at 2am to always remember to put the seat down. Now that I have my own house (with my loving wife) she is greatly appreciative of the fact that I was trained at an early age to put the seat down. Although, I think I may leave it up one night just as a prank! The sole intention, is learning to fly.Condition grounded, but determined to try.Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies.Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #31 April 8, 2005 I know what you mean....I have three older brothers!! Not very many things shock me after growing up in that household.*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #32 April 8, 2005 Well, in my house we always keep the lid down so that wouldn't be a problem! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kingbunky 3 #33 April 8, 2005 that works too. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hungarianchick 0 #34 April 8, 2005 I hope you realize you're every men's dream! I think I'm in the process of getting used to the pubic hairs in the shover! "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChrisL 2 #35 April 8, 2005 QuoteEh, I think women who bitch about that are just plain retarded. Guys have to lift it, women have to put it down, it's not a big deal. Will you marry me?__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tigra 0 #36 April 8, 2005 Its fair for both of us! No double standard there! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slappie 9 #37 April 8, 2005 QuoteQuote Finding the seat up never bothered me. Men just genetically not designed to be able to execute that task, so hissy fits are totally in vain...[Tongue] Here Here!! Well I'll have you know I put it up and down. I don't want fecal matter splashed all over my restroom, towels, toothbrushes etc.. So when I'm done I put the seat down with the lid.. Then I flush the toilet. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites goose491 0 #38 April 8, 2005 Quote...and for heaven's sake the paper should come across the top, not go around the backside! Huh? Across the top of what? I don't know what freaky things you are doing in the can but I use my toilet paper... around the backside. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites missg8tordivr 0 #39 April 8, 2005 Quote [Reply ] [Reply ] Finding the seat up never bothered me. Men just genetically not designed to be able to execute that task, so hissy fits are totally in vain...[Tongue] Here Here!! [Laugh] Well I'll have you know I put it up and down. I don't want fecal matter splashed all over my restroom, towels, toothbrushes etc.. So when I'm done I put the seat down with the lid.. Then I flush the toilet. I don't doubt that some of you can be trained *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #33 April 8, 2005 that works too. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hungarianchick 0 #34 April 8, 2005 I hope you realize you're every men's dream! I think I'm in the process of getting used to the pubic hairs in the shover! "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #35 April 8, 2005 QuoteEh, I think women who bitch about that are just plain retarded. Guys have to lift it, women have to put it down, it's not a big deal. Will you marry me?__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #36 April 8, 2005 Its fair for both of us! No double standard there! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slappie 9 #37 April 8, 2005 QuoteQuote Finding the seat up never bothered me. Men just genetically not designed to be able to execute that task, so hissy fits are totally in vain...[Tongue] Here Here!! Well I'll have you know I put it up and down. I don't want fecal matter splashed all over my restroom, towels, toothbrushes etc.. So when I'm done I put the seat down with the lid.. Then I flush the toilet. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites goose491 0 #38 April 8, 2005 Quote...and for heaven's sake the paper should come across the top, not go around the backside! Huh? Across the top of what? I don't know what freaky things you are doing in the can but I use my toilet paper... around the backside. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites missg8tordivr 0 #39 April 8, 2005 Quote [Reply ] [Reply ] Finding the seat up never bothered me. Men just genetically not designed to be able to execute that task, so hissy fits are totally in vain...[Tongue] Here Here!! [Laugh] Well I'll have you know I put it up and down. I don't want fecal matter splashed all over my restroom, towels, toothbrushes etc.. So when I'm done I put the seat down with the lid.. Then I flush the toilet. I don't doubt that some of you can be trained *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #37 April 8, 2005 QuoteQuote Finding the seat up never bothered me. Men just genetically not designed to be able to execute that task, so hissy fits are totally in vain...[Tongue] Here Here!! Well I'll have you know I put it up and down. I don't want fecal matter splashed all over my restroom, towels, toothbrushes etc.. So when I'm done I put the seat down with the lid.. Then I flush the toilet. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #38 April 8, 2005 Quote...and for heaven's sake the paper should come across the top, not go around the backside! Huh? Across the top of what? I don't know what freaky things you are doing in the can but I use my toilet paper... around the backside. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #39 April 8, 2005 Quote [Reply ] [Reply ] Finding the seat up never bothered me. Men just genetically not designed to be able to execute that task, so hissy fits are totally in vain...[Tongue] Here Here!! [Laugh] Well I'll have you know I put it up and down. I don't want fecal matter splashed all over my restroom, towels, toothbrushes etc.. So when I'm done I put the seat down with the lid.. Then I flush the toilet. I don't doubt that some of you can be trained *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #40 April 8, 2005 Quote Well I'll have you know I put it up and down. I don't want fecal matter splashed all over my restroom, towels, toothbrushes etc.. So when I'm done I put the seat down with the lid.. Then I flush the toilet. You must have a mighty toilet if flushing will throw fecal matter all over your bathroom __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #41 April 8, 2005 QuoteQuote Well I'll have you know I put it up and down. I don't want fecal matter splashed all over my restroom, towels, toothbrushes etc.. So when I'm done I put the seat down with the lid.. Then I flush the toilet. You must have a mighty toilet if flushing will throw fecal matter all over your bathroom Well flushing the toilet isn't going to spray large chunks of shit around my restroom. It does though create a mist that actually rises out of the toilet and settles all over the room. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #42 April 8, 2005 OK, If she is complaining about you leaving the seat up, She is obviously not looking before she sits down.... Easy solution.. Leave the Plunger in the toilet.. She will learn to Look before she sits. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #43 April 8, 2005 OK, then you must have an extra frothy toilet that whips the water like a blender If thats the case, though, then it can still escape through the gap between the seat and the rim of the bowl. You better get a seat the can create a complete seal over the bowl, just to be on the safe side Hey maybe even one of those vacuum toilets like they use on the space shuttle would be good!__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #44 April 8, 2005 I find that while putting the LID down, for reasons of common decency, the seat also goes down. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #45 April 8, 2005 QuoteWe both have to leave the seat and lid down to keep the dog out of the bowl, so it works both ways. Lucky us! Same here for us, except that it's the cat that thinks it's a new water dish. The dog is smart enough to know better.Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #46 April 8, 2005 QuoteI must say, I've never really had a problem with this. I just piss sitting down Just kidding. Seriously, all it took was one of my mothers rants, at 2am to always remember to put the seat down. Now that I have my own house (with my loving wife) she is greatly appreciative of the fact that I was trained at an early age to put the seat down. Although, I think I may leave it up one night just as a prank! For a serious prank try Saran wrap between the bowl and the seat. Don't try this at home or sleep on your stomach Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hungarianchick 0 #47 April 8, 2005 QuoteOK, then you must have an extra frothy toilet that whips the water like a blender Quote Do you watch the Mythbusters on Discovery? They had proven that new toohbrushes were contaminated with fecal matter after a week in the bathroom. Actually in Hungary, houses built in the 60s and 70s have the toilet separately from the bathroom. I used to think it was crazy, now it makes sense. "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites goose491 0 #48 April 8, 2005 QuoteI find that while putting the LID down, for reasons of common decency... By this rational, it means leaving the LID up is indecent? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChrisL 2 #49 April 8, 2005 I would reply but I'm still waiting to see if Conundrum will accept my proposal of marriage __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hungarianchick 0 #50 April 8, 2005 I think she just had her heart broken. Leave her alone! "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
goose491 0 #48 April 8, 2005 QuoteI find that while putting the LID down, for reasons of common decency... By this rational, it means leaving the LID up is indecent? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #49 April 8, 2005 I would reply but I'm still waiting to see if Conundrum will accept my proposal of marriage __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hungarianchick 0 #50 April 8, 2005 I think she just had her heart broken. Leave her alone! "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
