beezyshaw 0 #1 May 18, 2005 Honey Lips and Marshmallow Face A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you know... they have frozen glasses... " He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors h'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips. "But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know.... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..." "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?... "LISTEN UP DICKHEAD! SIT DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR FRICKING HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A FRICKING BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER...GOT IT, ASSHOLE?" ...and, they lived happily ever after. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 May 18, 2005 And people wonder why I avoid marriage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #3 May 18, 2005 HAHHAAAA,,,,, that was funny, "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #4 May 18, 2005 ROFLMAO!! That's great!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #5 May 18, 2005 Beezy was just re-inacting this past week-end. Ok Beezy get it off your chesthttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beezyshaw 0 #6 May 18, 2005 QuoteBeezy was just re-inacting this past week-end. Ok Beezy get it off your chest I should have known you'd figure it out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougjumper 0 #7 May 18, 2005 Goodun Beezy. I may have to think it over right..... Kiddin..Renee.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0