Post A Toast.....

[f1freak 0]

another.....

Here's to the perfect girl,
I couldn't ask for more.
She's deaf 'n dumb, oversexed,
and owns a liquor store

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[stoneycase 0]

this one was told me by some very very good friends...i'll only use it at worthy occasion.

Here's to: To It and From It and To It Again
If you ever get To It, and you can't Do It
May you never get To It to Do It again...

try saying that after a six pack or two...

Does whisky count as beer? - Homer
There's no justice like angry mob justice. - Skinner
Be careful. There's a limited future in low pulls - JohnMitchell

[ACMESkydiver 0]

A wedding toast:

Congratulations on the termination of your isolation, and may I express my appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration that has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make this unification and bring an accumulation to the population. So as I end my toast to this occasion, and wrap up my salutation, I raise my glass to this combination, and bid good luck to the consummation! So cheers, and on with the celebration!

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[TIMT 0]

mines similar
get honor
stay honor
if you cant come in honor
spray honor

[Hackb431 0]

Here is one we used quite often over seas while dreaming of all you pretty women.

"Blondes, Brunettes, and gunpowder"


Short, sweet, and straight to the point. Thanks for reading and I'm out...

HackB A.K.A. "Puppy"

[f1freak 0]

Here we go.....


Here's to heat...
not the kind that ignites and burns down shantys...
but the kind that exictes...and slides down panties!

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[f1freak 0]

and another....


Of all my favorite things to do,
the utmost is to have a brew.
My love grows for my foamy friend,
with each thirst-quenching elbow bend.
Beer's so frothy, smooth and cold--
It's paradise--pure liquid gold.
Yes, beer means many things to me...
That's all for now, I gotta pee!


"May you be in heaven fifteen minutes before the devil knows you are dead."

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[f1freak 0]

ok, I cant pass this one up....

No matter how beautiful,
how smart, or how cute she is...
somebody somewhere, is sick of her sh*t!

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[f1freak 0]

ok, 1 more and I swear I'm done with this....

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven!

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[kbordson 8]

Toasts:

I either think of this

http://a1204.g.akamai.net/7/1204/1401/05011904011/images.barnesandnoble.com/images/8970000/8972985.jpg

or this

http://www.youmightbe.com/pages/rocky_horror.html

or a good simple toast....

May you live all the days of your life.
— Jonathan Swift

k.

[fallingchip 0]

Quote

ok, I cant pass this one up....

No matter how beautiful,
how smart, or how cute she is...
somebody somewhere, is sick of her sh*t!

That reminds me of the "3 Rules" of women told to me years ago by my pastor...

______________________________________________
"A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air."
-Franklin Delano Roosevelt

[Meux 0]

Sort of like

Here's to gunpowder and pussy
live by one
die by the other
love the smell of both

[GoatBoy 0]

Here's to panties, they're not the greatest thing in the world, but they are close to it

Flying Hellfish #31
"I'm not allowed to talk about it till after the trial"
www.SkydiveTecumseh.com

[jdhill 0]

Here's to you, here's to me,
and if we should ever disagree,
Fuck you, here's to me!

J

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. - Edmund Burke