DeNReN 0 #76 August 26, 2005 Snake "ohh no beta" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivefive 0 #77 August 26, 2005 Ralph: "My eyes feel like burning." "I wanna be a triangle" "Mine says ultra man!" (sash actually says 'Hall Monitor') Homer: "Stupid sexy flanders!" "I'm no genius... or are I?" "I am so smart, S-M-R-T... S-M-A-R-T." Bart learning to speak... "Homer." Homer: "No boy, 'Dad'" "Homer" "dad" "Homer" "doh!"It isn't what it could be, or it what it should be, it is what it is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeG 0 #78 August 26, 2005 No, sorry you have the wrong number. This is 91.......2. Chief Wiggum_________________________________________ "Knowledge is Power!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeG 0 #79 August 27, 2005 Oh, and... Homer: (Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay) Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'_________________________________________ "Knowledge is Power!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #80 August 27, 2005 Not sure which character it was, I think Homer's dad, auditioning for some talent show. "when you're alone and life is making you lonley you can always go, DOON TOON! Now everytime my husband and I hear that song we change the words to doon toon. Always makes for a good laugh.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #81 August 27, 2005 Actually that was Grroundskeeper Willie...the "DOON TOON" is his thick Scottish accent."Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #82 August 27, 2005 That is even more hilarious! I can tell you are a true Simpson's fan.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #83 August 27, 2005 This is true..."Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #84 August 27, 2005 QuoteActually that was Grroundskeeper Willie... Acgh! My retirement grease! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #85 August 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteActually that was Grroundskeeper Willie... Acgh! My retirement grease! Groundskeeper Willie: "Grease me up woman!" Lunchlady Doris: "Okie Dokie""Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Airman1270 0 #86 August 27, 2005 "Oh sure, Lisa - bacon, ham, and pork all come from the same magical animal." (Moe, during one of Bart's crank calls) "Anita Hugginkiss - come on guys, I need a hug & kiss." (The funny thing about the crank calls is that there's always the same couple of regular customers at the bar, yet Moe receives the call and starts shouting for the person the caller is looking for.) (Apu) - "Please do not offer my god a peanut." Cheers, Jon S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elias123 0 #87 August 27, 2005 (homer in panic) "Marge! Quick! Gimme the number of 911!" (homer who is working in garage) "Marge, go to the kitchen and make a pot of coffee. Drink it and start making hamburgers""In a mad world, only the mad are sane" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #88 August 27, 2005 Mmmm... Free goo. Milhouse: "Let's go crazy, Broadway style!" "Marge, don't discourage him! Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals! Except the Weasel." Homer: "My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me." Post office guy: "OK, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?" Homer: "I don't know." Insurance guy: "And before I pay this claim on your car, this says you were returning from "Moe's." What's Moe's?" Homer's brain: "Don't say it was a bar. Don't say it was a bar." Homer: "It's... a... pornography store... I was... buying... pornography!"_______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
padalcek 9 #89 August 28, 2005 i tried and i failed. the lesson is - don't try.Padalcek - CCO, HF-17 http://www.theflyinghellfish.com I'm not a real skydiver - but I do play one on dz.com. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluheelrtx 0 #90 August 28, 2005 Jellyfish, I held you close And told you "I love you" The ocean came And took you back Now all I hold is goo -closing credits Madre de Dios, this kid is fun to hit! -some hispanic boxer I can't remember the last time I went through a day without at least thinking of a Simpsons quote. -- Jason ---- Jason -- Some people never go crazy. What truly boring lives they must lead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #91 August 29, 2005 "Hey Tightlips, Hows your mother?" Tightlips: "Heyy! Who says I got a Mother?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #92 August 30, 2005 Ralph: so the doctor says i wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if i'd keep my finger out of thereHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #93 August 31, 2005 "Marge, I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming." ---Homer Simpsonif fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybrat68 0 #94 August 31, 2005 From my all time favorite episode with Homer and the Guatemalan insanity pepper chili cook off... Sun up, sun down Sun up, sun down....(Sun breaks on the ground)Doh!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
