davedlg 0 #1 September 16, 2005 It has been too long Since a good Friday haiku so let's hear your thoughts off to the dropzone? or a slow weekend at home? what are you doing? I'm leaving at three destinaton Durango a very long drive Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #2 September 16, 2005 Say, it's your birthday! Well it's my birthday too, yeah! We're gonna party. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #3 September 16, 2005 Stuck alone at work Can not concentrate at all Have not jumped in weeks Not much to do here Maybe I will take a nap I should just go home I just remembered Chocolate cake on the counter Vanilla ice cream Forget my work out I'm going home to eat cake Happy B-Day Chuck! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davedlg 0 #4 September 16, 2005 very bored at work no one is posting haikus entertain me please! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brierebecca 0 #5 September 16, 2005 Off to the dropzone I won't drink this weekend, though Tequila hates me "Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #6 September 16, 2005 Not drinking either Tequila makes me angry Baaaad angry white girl! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IB52 0 #7 September 16, 2005 Got a huge headache. Need some medication please. Or a big hammer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davedlg 0 #8 September 16, 2005 QuoteGot a huge headache. Need some medication please. Or a big hammer. perhaps tequila instead of a big hammer would fix your headache. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #9 September 16, 2005 QuoteSay, it's your birthday! Well it's my birthday too, yeah! We're gonna party. Also my birthday But alas, I can't party Brother's Bar Mitzvah Too many tacos Not feeling all that happy Must... not... power pukecavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #10 September 16, 2005 It is my pay day I love having this much cash But it never lasts Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davedlg 0 #11 September 16, 2005 Lot's of birthdays now What happens nine months ago? Christmas and New Years! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IB52 0 #12 September 16, 2005 Viva tequila! Since house is currently dry, will go to store soon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #13 September 16, 2005 QuoteLot's of birthdays now What happens nine months ago? Christmas and New Years! Certainly those, yes But we must never forget Hannukah: Eight nights!cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #14 September 16, 2005 In-Laws are here Reserve out of date Beer cooler empty Such is MY fate ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #15 September 16, 2005 QuoteIn-Laws are here Reserve out of date Beer cooler empty Such is MY fate -And on top of that, you don't know DICK about Haiku!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #16 September 16, 2005 SEE! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #17 September 16, 2005 LMAO!!! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psipike02 0 #18 September 16, 2005 So glad its Friday Why is it cold in my room School sucks huge balls nowPuttin' some stank on it. ----Hellfish #707---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #19 September 16, 2005 Sleepy after lunch Wish I could get out early It is my birthday... Alas work piles up Meetings cannot wait a day Hope I strike paydirt Big fat lottery Would make a nice birthday gift Hello work? Ka-chink! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davedlg 0 #20 September 16, 2005 Only two hours Before my week is over It has been so long Off to Durango seven hours of driving just for a party it's the harvest moon dancing and drinking and fun before winter comes soon now it will snow and the mountains will call me powder days ahead Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TFFTM 1 #21 September 16, 2005 I drink Jager much I see double after while two bottles have now edited: 5-7-5 = Haiku Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #22 September 16, 2005 QuoteIn-Laws are here Reserve out of date Beer cooler empty Such is MY fate MY In-Laws just left this morning Reserve's in date, baby on the way Have air show demo jumps this weekend Life is good, sucks to be you! sorry dude, just giving ya a hard time. I have my hard times too..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff.Donohue 0 #23 September 16, 2005 Weather is cloudy I probably can't skydive Ophelia blows Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #24 September 16, 2005 Americano. Espresso with hot water. My coffee of choice. Clouds are holding strong. Hope the sun can burn them off. In time for jumping."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brierebecca 0 #25 September 16, 2005 why do my pits stink? I could have sworn I put some deodorant on "Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
