skymama 35 #1 September 23, 2005 I saw this promo for a show where Heather Locklear is going to play a "black widow". You know, they are women the who have had men die during sex with them. It got me thinking...would you want to have sex with a woman like that because obviously she must be a great partner and going out while having sex is a great way to go? Or, would you be afraid to have sex with her? I'm thinking that with a rep like that, a woman better be prepared to rely on batteries for a really long time! Of course, this isn't really something I'm concerned about in my future. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #2 September 23, 2005 I always say I will die trying. Although I might do some Yoga a month in advance to ensure I can sustain my stamina. Sting can go 4 hours I hear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #3 September 23, 2005 I guess I would see it as a challenge... Like Everest; "because it's there"... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 September 23, 2005 If I'm old and ready to die and not married, yeah I wouldn't mind going out like that... Die with a stupid smile on your face... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #5 September 23, 2005 Aw, hell! Scared me. At first, I thought, this was referring to my 1st. ex-wife! Hatefull damned woman! After reading further, I was relieved! Yeah, I wouldn't mind going that way. Beats the alternative! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brierebecca 0 #6 September 23, 2005 I thought a Black Widow is a woman who searches out men to have one-night stands with, then kills them. Maybe I've been surfing too many of those sexual deviant websites.... "Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #7 September 23, 2005 QuoteI thought a Black Widow is a woman who searches out men to have one-night stands with, then kills them. I've been surfing too many of those sexual deviant websites.... NO not you. your innocent! You description is what comes to mind for me too. Sex then the kill. Not Sex kills. Boy but what a way to go! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #8 September 23, 2005 QuoteMaybe I've been surfing too many of those sexual deviant websites.... Could be...maybe I'm not sexually deviant enough to know the correct lingo. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brierebecca 0 #9 September 23, 2005 QuoteNO not you. your innocent! Maybe there should be a category for Black Humpers. When you hump someone's leg and they die laughing! "Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4WayXena 0 #10 September 23, 2005 "Maybe there should be a category for Black Humpers. When you hump someone's leg and they die laughing!" Thanks! I almost shot soda pop out of my nose and all over my keyboard!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brierebecca 0 #11 September 23, 2005 QuoteThanks! I almost shot soda pop out of my nose and all over my keyboard!! And you've never even seen me hump someone in real life! "Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #12 September 23, 2005 QuoteQuoteThanks! I almost shot soda pop out of my nose and all over my keyboard!! And you've never even seen me hump someone in real life! Well Ill vouch for ya here. Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname "Black Humper of Death" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #13 September 23, 2005 QuoteQuoteNO not you. your innocent! Maybe there should be a category for Black Humpers. When you hump someone's leg and they die laughing! ___________________________________ I think, I'd get a complex if, they died laughing. I'd rather, they fake an orgasm! Kinda like when a pit-bull humps your leg. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #14 September 23, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteNO not you. your innocent! Maybe there should be a category for Black Humpers. When you hump someone's leg and they die laughing! ___________________________________ I think, I'd get a complex if, they died laughing. I'd rather, they fake an orgasm! Kinda like when a pit-bull humps your leg. Chuck Youre on the right track! Dont try to stop it, you could lose an appendage. Just let it be done, and go away! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brierebecca 0 #15 September 23, 2005 Quote Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname "Black Humper of Death" I think I have a new sig line! "Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #16 September 23, 2005 Bwa-hahahahahaha... We're on the same wave-length! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #17 September 23, 2005 QuoteQuoteMaybe I've been surfing too many of those sexual deviant websites.... Could be...maybe I'm not sexually deviant enough to know the correct lingo. BAWAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!! lemme catch my breath... BAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sid 1 #18 September 23, 2005 Andrea, if you were the Black Widow, I'd consider it an honor to go that way........Pete Draper, Just because my life plan is written on the back of a Hooter's Napkin, it's still a life plan.... right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #19 September 24, 2005 There is a group of Skydiver Chica's in Virginia that give out "Black Widow" numbers. I believe it is their idea of being opposite to the Pink Mafia or something. Did not really ask. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 September 24, 2005 QuoteKinda like when a pit-bull humps your leg. There is a bumper sticker that says, "This truck protected by a pitbull with AIDS". I'm not as worried about the dog as I am about the person who is tough enough to do an uninterested pitbull. That is Attitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #21 September 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteKinda like when a pit-bull humps your leg. There is a bumper sticker that says, "This truck protected by a pitbull with AIDS". I'm not as worried about the dog as I am about the person who is tough enough to do an uninterested pitbull. That is Attitude. ______________________________________ Yeah, I've seen that! I still like it. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
