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I'm invisible cause i'm a super hero.



no it because you are scared to have wild crazzy monkey sex involving ripping tear and bruised ribss with me
Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

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Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love. About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again. Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please... just one more time before I die." She says, "Of course, Dear," and they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep. Morris, however, worried about his impending, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could..." At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen Morris, I have to get up in the morning... you don't."
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I used to be visible but then when I began stalking people and checking up on them I realized you can tell when someone's sending a PM, downloading a photo or reading posts and I didn't want anyone to know how much I was really on here so I hid!

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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"Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could..." At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen Morris, I have to get up in the morning... you don't."



That was really cold! :D:D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I'm visible because I'm a Mod and I think I should be visible. It would be nice to be bad and invisible once in awhile. I'm also drunk, but that's a whole other story. :ph34r:
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I used to be visible but then when I began stalking people and checking up on them I realized you can tell when someone's sending a PM, downloading a photo or reading posts and I didn't want anyone to know how much I was really on here so I hid!



Me too... Although I assume that the green or red people can see what I am doing anyway...

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Although I assume that the green or red people can see what I am doing anyway...



Nah, go ahead and send the porn, we can't tell. ;)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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