NWFlyer 2 #1 November 30, 2005 Well? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #2 November 30, 2005 When I played trumpet we used them as mutes... JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #3 November 30, 2005 I voted to make me shut up. Cuz sometimes I annoy myself! Why would you use it to hold salsa? It would never hold salsa! there would be a hole where the stick was sposed to go!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #4 November 30, 2005 Felch-assist. EDIT: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scaryshari 0 #5 November 30, 2005 suction cups for tassles is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumper03 0 #6 November 30, 2005 QuoteWell? Make a really really big drunk skydiver on board sign for your car window.Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #7 November 30, 2005 QuoteFelch-assist. EDIT: sterilized or unsterilized? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #8 November 30, 2005 QuoteWhy would you use it to hold salsa? It would never hold salsa! there would be a hole where the stick was sposed to go! Oops, you're right. Fatal design flaw. This would explain why I failed out of the engineering school my first semester of college. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites eeneR 1 #9 November 30, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhy would you use it to hold salsa? It would never hold salsa! there would be a hole where the stick was sposed to go! Oops, you're right. Fatal design flaw. This would explain why I failed out of the engineering school my first semester of college. Nope actually you can use it to shotgun the salsa! or beer for that matter She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #10 November 30, 2005 Quotesuction cups for tassles nope. youd cover the whole boob. and thats just bad. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #11 November 30, 2005 Quotesuction cups for tassels *** Pasties?? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #12 November 30, 2005 Quote Nope actually you can use it to shotgun the salsa! or beer for that matter Damn! Here I thought I at least learned something OUTSIDE of the classroom in college (I mean, hell, once you're a liberal arts major you don't need to go to classes any more). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #13 November 30, 2005 QuoteQuote Nope actually you can use it to shotgun the salsa! or beer for that matter Damn! Here I thought I at least learned something OUTSIDE of the classroom in college (I mean, hell, once you're a liberal arts major you don't need to go to classes any more). brings a different meaning to the term "shitfaced".Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Salsa_John 0 #14 November 30, 2005 Quote Why would you use it to hold salsa? It would never hold salsa! there would be a hole where the stick was sposed to go! I have a problem with this suggested use... Remind me to never make salsa at your parties... "You did what?!?!" MUFF #3722, TDSM #72, Orfun #26, Nachos Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scaryshari 0 #15 November 30, 2005 Now, that would depend on the boob wouldn't it. Some things should just be covered, even with plungers and coconuts. is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #16 November 30, 2005 QuoteQuote Why would you use it to hold salsa? It would never hold salsa! there would be a hole where the stick was sposed to go! I have a problem with this suggested use... Remind me to never make salsa at your parties... ME! ME?! I didnt suggest that use, I criticized its potential use! See, the hippie get blamed for everything!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #17 November 30, 2005 QuoteSee, the hippie get blamed for everything! Which means the second option on the list should be winning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #18 November 30, 2005 QuoteNow, that would depend on the boob wouldn't it. Some things should just be covered, even with plungers and coconuts. coconuts? how did coconuts come into this conversation? and for the record: the size of the boob that a plunger could cover and still allow for area uncovered is at least 2 or 3 times the size that TheRacktm v2.0 posseses!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #19 November 30, 2005 Quoteand for the record: the size of the boob that a plunger could cover and still allow for area uncovered is at least 2 or 3 times the size that TheRacktm v2.0 posseses! Not if you have this style. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scaryshari 0 #20 November 30, 2005 Coconuts? I'm blonde, hungry and distracted.... This is why.... see pic of me in a bikini and purpose for plunger-size tassle holders. is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #21 November 30, 2005 QuoteQuoteand for the record: the size of the boob that a plunger could cover and still allow for area uncovered is at least 2 or 3 times the size that TheRacktm v2.0 posseses! Not if you have this style. Or this one!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #22 November 30, 2005 QuoteCoconuts? I'm blonde, hungry and distracted.... This is why.... see pic of me in a bikini and purpose for plunger-size tassle holders. You've got a lovely bunch of coconuts there, missy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #23 November 30, 2005 QuoteCoconuts? I'm blonde, hungry and distracted.... This is why.... see pic of me in a bikini and purpose for plunger-size tassle holders. Oh that is hot. I stand corrected. NW~ you are doing research on plungers, just to prove a hippie wrong. I think thats like beating a dead horse! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #24 November 30, 2005 Quote NW~ you are doing research on plungers, just to prove a hippie wrong. I think thats like beating a dead horse! Are you saying you want to be beaten with a plunger? Huh, I've never heard of that particular fetish, but hey, you learn something new every day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #25 November 30, 2005 QuoteQuote NW~ you are doing research on plungers, just to prove a hippie wrong. I think thats like beating a dead horse! Are you saying you want to be beaten with a plunger? Huh, I've never heard of that particular fetish, but hey, you learn something new every day. Not what I was saying, but intriging non the less. After careful consideration, I would prefer to NOT be beaten by a plunger.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
scaryshari 0 #5 November 30, 2005 suction cups for tassles is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #6 November 30, 2005 QuoteWell? Make a really really big drunk skydiver on board sign for your car window.Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 November 30, 2005 QuoteFelch-assist. EDIT: sterilized or unsterilized? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #8 November 30, 2005 QuoteWhy would you use it to hold salsa? It would never hold salsa! there would be a hole where the stick was sposed to go! Oops, you're right. Fatal design flaw. This would explain why I failed out of the engineering school my first semester of college. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #9 November 30, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhy would you use it to hold salsa? It would never hold salsa! there would be a hole where the stick was sposed to go! Oops, you're right. Fatal design flaw. This would explain why I failed out of the engineering school my first semester of college. Nope actually you can use it to shotgun the salsa! or beer for that matter She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #10 November 30, 2005 Quotesuction cups for tassles nope. youd cover the whole boob. and thats just bad. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #11 November 30, 2005 Quotesuction cups for tassels *** Pasties?? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #12 November 30, 2005 Quote Nope actually you can use it to shotgun the salsa! or beer for that matter Damn! Here I thought I at least learned something OUTSIDE of the classroom in college (I mean, hell, once you're a liberal arts major you don't need to go to classes any more). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #13 November 30, 2005 QuoteQuote Nope actually you can use it to shotgun the salsa! or beer for that matter Damn! Here I thought I at least learned something OUTSIDE of the classroom in college (I mean, hell, once you're a liberal arts major you don't need to go to classes any more). brings a different meaning to the term "shitfaced".Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salsa_John 0 #14 November 30, 2005 Quote Why would you use it to hold salsa? It would never hold salsa! there would be a hole where the stick was sposed to go! I have a problem with this suggested use... Remind me to never make salsa at your parties... "You did what?!?!" MUFF #3722, TDSM #72, Orfun #26, Nachos Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #15 November 30, 2005 Now, that would depend on the boob wouldn't it. Some things should just be covered, even with plungers and coconuts. is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #16 November 30, 2005 QuoteQuote Why would you use it to hold salsa? It would never hold salsa! there would be a hole where the stick was sposed to go! I have a problem with this suggested use... Remind me to never make salsa at your parties... ME! ME?! I didnt suggest that use, I criticized its potential use! See, the hippie get blamed for everything!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #17 November 30, 2005 QuoteSee, the hippie get blamed for everything! Which means the second option on the list should be winning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #18 November 30, 2005 QuoteNow, that would depend on the boob wouldn't it. Some things should just be covered, even with plungers and coconuts. coconuts? how did coconuts come into this conversation? and for the record: the size of the boob that a plunger could cover and still allow for area uncovered is at least 2 or 3 times the size that TheRacktm v2.0 posseses!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #19 November 30, 2005 Quoteand for the record: the size of the boob that a plunger could cover and still allow for area uncovered is at least 2 or 3 times the size that TheRacktm v2.0 posseses! Not if you have this style. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #20 November 30, 2005 Coconuts? I'm blonde, hungry and distracted.... This is why.... see pic of me in a bikini and purpose for plunger-size tassle holders. is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #21 November 30, 2005 QuoteQuoteand for the record: the size of the boob that a plunger could cover and still allow for area uncovered is at least 2 or 3 times the size that TheRacktm v2.0 posseses! Not if you have this style. Or this one!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #22 November 30, 2005 QuoteCoconuts? I'm blonde, hungry and distracted.... This is why.... see pic of me in a bikini and purpose for plunger-size tassle holders. You've got a lovely bunch of coconuts there, missy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #23 November 30, 2005 QuoteCoconuts? I'm blonde, hungry and distracted.... This is why.... see pic of me in a bikini and purpose for plunger-size tassle holders. Oh that is hot. I stand corrected. NW~ you are doing research on plungers, just to prove a hippie wrong. I think thats like beating a dead horse! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #24 November 30, 2005 Quote NW~ you are doing research on plungers, just to prove a hippie wrong. I think thats like beating a dead horse! Are you saying you want to be beaten with a plunger? Huh, I've never heard of that particular fetish, but hey, you learn something new every day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #25 November 30, 2005 QuoteQuote NW~ you are doing research on plungers, just to prove a hippie wrong. I think thats like beating a dead horse! Are you saying you want to be beaten with a plunger? Huh, I've never heard of that particular fetish, but hey, you learn something new every day. Not what I was saying, but intriging non the less. After careful consideration, I would prefer to NOT be beaten by a plunger.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
