meloo09 0 #1 December 16, 2005 I'm so upset and had to vent. Some wonderful zhills resident stole my sitting buddha from my front yard. I don't think I despise anything more than a thiefWhat you do speaks so loud, I cannot hear what you say. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #2 December 16, 2005 In that neck of the woods.......... Some redneck probably thought it was the embodiment of the anti-christMarc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #3 December 16, 2005 I once had a small cactus stolen from outside my apartment. I was really pissed for about a week until I found it sitting on top of the fire extinguisher several apartments down. Somebody thought they were being funny. So, check your neighbors. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #4 December 16, 2005 A lil over 2 months ago I had my bike stolen from right outside my front door The thing was D-locked to my balcony railing - lil buggers cut right through it. I think my neighbors heard every expletive in the world come out of my mouth when I discovered it gone. g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meloo09 0 #5 December 16, 2005 It just burns me up because I now feel like I can't put anything nice in my yard any more. I'm a bit suprise they didn't make off with the xmas light too.What you do speaks so loud, I cannot hear what you say. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #6 December 16, 2005 what a bastard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #7 December 16, 2005 That sucks... I know what you mean. I was so unsettled by the fact that they had the audacity to come right up to my front door. I am now a freak about double/triple checking the locks on my door at night. g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meloo09 0 #8 December 16, 2005 Shame it has to be that way isn't it?What you do speaks so loud, I cannot hear what you say. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #9 December 16, 2005 Are you sure a friend isn't holding it hostage??? Being a skydiver and all you might have some friends that would do such a thing. You probably would have found a ransom letter by now though. Beotches!!!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #10 December 16, 2005 Did you see the movie Amelie? you might get some cool Polaroids of your buddha sitting in various places around the world.... and one day he might show back up. Regardless, think Karma, poor thieves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #11 December 16, 2005 QuoteDid you see the movie Amelie? you might get some cool Polaroids of your buddha sitting in various places around the world.... and one day he might show back up. Regardless, think Karma, poor thieves. There was a real-life version of that ... these college kids from around here stole a garden gnome and took him on spring break. It got a lot of national publicity, actually. Maybe Buddha is just going for a fun trip. If not, then "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Stiner 0 #12 December 16, 2005 Sorry to hear, Em. You know, if the weather had been crappy, my first guess would be to expect a ransom note with a return address of the dz....gotta watch out for bored skydivers! But, hey, since the weather is going to suck, now we have something to do this weekend....let's hunt the bastard down! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BGill 0 #13 December 16, 2005 yeah, thieves friggin suck. at least you dont have it as bad as my girlfriend. she just had a bunch of stuff stolen from her room while there was a party at her house: her ipod, her digital camera, her new perfume, and her laptop charger... so about $650 worth of stuff Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Viking 0 #14 December 16, 2005 Quote I think my neighbors heard every expletive in the world come out of my mouth that couldn't possibly be anything new to them..........I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GiaKrembs 0 #15 December 16, 2005 QuoteQuote I think my neighbors heard every expletive in the world come out of my mouth that couldn't possibly be anything new to them.......... Well, considering I only lived there for 1 month... I was trying to be polite g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites meloo09 0 #16 December 18, 2005 OK so my friend Patty Woods invites me to her christmas party, hanging out in the backyard drinking some beer, look over and behold that bee-otch stole my freekin buddha! So revenge is on the way and better believe this dish is gonna be served cold.What you do speaks so loud, I cannot hear what you say. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #17 December 18, 2005 Wait, hold on. So you're saying that your "friend" invited you to her christmas party where she had the buddha that she stole from you on display? That either super ballsy or really stupid. Did you say anything? Did you get it back? Either way, she better be getting some fish in her air ducts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 3 #18 December 18, 2005 QuoteWait, hold on. So you're saying that your "friend" invited you to her christmas party where she had the buddha that she stole from you on display? That either super ballsy or really stupid. Did you say anything? Did you get it back? Either way, she better be getting some fish in her air ducts. The third alternative is that it was a joke. Sounds like.If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #19 December 18, 2005 Yeah, that's why I asked if she said anything. Because frankly, if she did say something and got all pissed and then her friend busted out laughing because it was a joke, that's a pretty funny scene. But if she didn't say anything, and neither did her friend (and she didn't indicate if either happened) it may not have been a joke. Either way, i'm damn curious! Also, even if it was a joke, revenge is still in order. A revenge joke, of course, not fish in the air ducts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites meloo09 0 #20 December 18, 2005 Oh yeah the whole party was set up to see my face when I noticed the buddha. When I saw it she made a bee line for the house and locked me out. It was a joke, all in good fun but buddhist or not I will make her pay.What you do speaks so loud, I cannot hear what you say. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites meloo09 0 #21 December 18, 2005 Please PM me with any mean nasty revenge scenariosWhat you do speaks so loud, I cannot hear what you say. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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NWFlyer 2 #11 December 16, 2005 QuoteDid you see the movie Amelie? you might get some cool Polaroids of your buddha sitting in various places around the world.... and one day he might show back up. Regardless, think Karma, poor thieves. There was a real-life version of that ... these college kids from around here stole a garden gnome and took him on spring break. It got a lot of national publicity, actually. Maybe Buddha is just going for a fun trip. If not, then "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stiner 0 #12 December 16, 2005 Sorry to hear, Em. You know, if the weather had been crappy, my first guess would be to expect a ransom note with a return address of the dz....gotta watch out for bored skydivers! But, hey, since the weather is going to suck, now we have something to do this weekend....let's hunt the bastard down! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BGill 0 #13 December 16, 2005 yeah, thieves friggin suck. at least you dont have it as bad as my girlfriend. she just had a bunch of stuff stolen from her room while there was a party at her house: her ipod, her digital camera, her new perfume, and her laptop charger... so about $650 worth of stuff Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #14 December 16, 2005 Quote I think my neighbors heard every expletive in the world come out of my mouth that couldn't possibly be anything new to them..........I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #15 December 16, 2005 QuoteQuote I think my neighbors heard every expletive in the world come out of my mouth that couldn't possibly be anything new to them.......... Well, considering I only lived there for 1 month... I was trying to be polite g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meloo09 0 #16 December 18, 2005 OK so my friend Patty Woods invites me to her christmas party, hanging out in the backyard drinking some beer, look over and behold that bee-otch stole my freekin buddha! So revenge is on the way and better believe this dish is gonna be served cold.What you do speaks so loud, I cannot hear what you say. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #17 December 18, 2005 Wait, hold on. So you're saying that your "friend" invited you to her christmas party where she had the buddha that she stole from you on display? That either super ballsy or really stupid. Did you say anything? Did you get it back? Either way, she better be getting some fish in her air ducts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #18 December 18, 2005 QuoteWait, hold on. So you're saying that your "friend" invited you to her christmas party where she had the buddha that she stole from you on display? That either super ballsy or really stupid. Did you say anything? Did you get it back? Either way, she better be getting some fish in her air ducts. The third alternative is that it was a joke. Sounds like.If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #19 December 18, 2005 Yeah, that's why I asked if she said anything. Because frankly, if she did say something and got all pissed and then her friend busted out laughing because it was a joke, that's a pretty funny scene. But if she didn't say anything, and neither did her friend (and she didn't indicate if either happened) it may not have been a joke. Either way, i'm damn curious! Also, even if it was a joke, revenge is still in order. A revenge joke, of course, not fish in the air ducts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meloo09 0 #20 December 18, 2005 Oh yeah the whole party was set up to see my face when I noticed the buddha. When I saw it she made a bee line for the house and locked me out. It was a joke, all in good fun but buddhist or not I will make her pay.What you do speaks so loud, I cannot hear what you say. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meloo09 0 #21 December 18, 2005 Please PM me with any mean nasty revenge scenariosWhat you do speaks so loud, I cannot hear what you say. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
