Fortune Cookie Fortune

[Girlfalldown 0]

This is really fucking weird. I have gotten the same fortune TWICE now. Both were from different places and both were in the last couple of weeks. They both say:


How am I supposed to take this? Should I tell my fiancé?

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[Amazon 7]

HMMMM Polyandry.. you can have a husband AND a wife

[hobbes4star 0]

Thats funny, i had one that said no fortune for you today even cookies need a break.

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

[Girlfalldown 0]

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Thats funny, i had one that said no fortune for you today even cookies need a break.

Glad to see they have a sense of humor at the ole fortune factory!

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[DrewGPM 0]

my favorite two fortune cookies were:.

"you like chinese food"

and

"you are not illiterate"

[masterrig 1]

You could tell him. Heck, he might like the idea!


Chuck

[livendive 8]

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You could tell him. Heck, he might like the idea!

Plus, she might be able to lower her purity score in the process.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[livendive 8]

I had to throw mine away today. It said (approximately) "A new hat will give you a bright, fresh look, and improve your image" or some shit like that.

Blues,
Ox

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[pacncathyjr 0]

Maybe your future husband is really a wife. Have you checked lately? Just kidding

[Girlfalldown 0]

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Maybe your future husband is really a wife. Have you checked lately? Just kidding

Actually I check that one quite often. No worries there.

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[JohnRich 4]

You just have to play "the fortune cookie game" any time you're with other people. Or even for yourself, for that matter.

To play the game, you crack open your cookie, extract the fortune, read it aloud, and add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence.

That makes for some good laughs.

Examples, from this thread:

"You and your wife will be happy in your life together, in bed."

"no fortune for you today even cookies need a break, in bed."

"you like chinese food, in bed."

"you are not illiterate, in bed."

"A new hat will give you a bright, fresh look, and improve your image, in bed."

See how much more improved those are?

[Girlfalldown 0]

We always play that game but it just doesn't seem to apply to me this time.

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[masterrig 1]

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You could tell him. Heck, he might like the idea!

Plus, she might be able to lower her purity score in the process.

Blues,
Dave

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Yeah! The possibilities are... well... endless!


Chuck

[masterrig 1]

I got one a couple weeks ago and it said : 6 - 13 - 22 - 24 - 28 - 43
What's with that?


Chuck

[CSpenceFLY 1]

You would have won the lotto if you would have played that day.


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[masterrig 1]

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You would have won the lotto if you would have played that day.


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NO SHIT! Well... duh, me!


Chuck

[caress 0]

Well believe it or not my husband was in California making his first jump and I was in Arizona eating chinese food with my mother and my fortune was "the sky is the limit." I came home and called him and he was out getting chinese food because he did his first jump and they had gotten home late my husband got there while I was on the phone crying and he said guess what I did and I told him about how I knew and we both cried I love fortune cookies!

I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being
right.