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SkydiveStMarys

If you can't get laid...

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The telephone? And then maybe calling someone if THAT didn't work?
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

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You can always get laid. It just depends on a) how much you're willing to lower your standards or b) how much you're willing to spend.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Anyone can not die just about anytime



I agree but somehow living through a boring drive just is not as intense of a canopy going WHOOSH

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And YOU could get laid anytime.



muahahahhaaa you havent seen me have you? I DEFINITLEY could not, hell would not even want to anytime.

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For some of the rest of us, though, it just ain't that easy



For your state of mind these past few weeks Id offer the suggestion you avoid sex threads and go write some porn
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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