heidihagen 0 #1 March 2, 2006 haha ok, so here's the deal- find out how you will be arrested, the google way. go to google, type "(your FIRST name) was arrested for" and see what you got sent to the slammer for. **remember to use the quotations marks, or else it wont work. ** i could have guessed mine: pimping and "pandering"i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 1010 #2 March 2, 2006 was arrested for the firearm theft and transported to the Fremont County Jail selling crack cocaine in DeSoto County second-degree burglary and fourth-degree criminal mischief about possession of a small quantity of LSD for DUI in Arizona yesterday You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #3 March 2, 2006 Public Intoxication... I knew there was a reason I didn't drink btw: the article linked was about Scott Stapp (lead singer of Creed) being arrested..Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 March 2, 2006 arrested at British airport on suspicion of being drunk (using quotes does NOT work with my name... )"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #5 March 2, 2006 conspiracy for prostitution. possession of an unregistered assault rifle. disturbing the peace. possession of a controlled substance. driving on a suspended license. driving an unregistered car.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrBrant 0 #6 March 2, 2006 damn, mine wasn't cool, just......bad.. "Brant was arrested for DWI with a Child Under the Age of 15" Although a pretty cool one comes up w/o the quotes: "Mike and Willie Brant were arrested in 1972 for possession of explosives" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jloirsdaan 0 #7 March 2, 2006 "Jordan, was arrested for threatening the government's Jordanian Media Center" Wow, teorrism Jordan Go Fast, Dock Soft. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #8 March 2, 2006 First result: "On Saturday April 21st, Dave was arrested for the simple reason that he wanted to find out why a man a few meters from him was being assaulted by three police officers." Second result: "Dave was arrested for not having a dance permit. " The rest aren't nearly as cool or funny. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #9 March 2, 2006 Quote "Dave was arrested for not having a dance permit. " That sounds like something out of Footloose! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flygurl 0 #10 March 2, 2006 Over a dozen arrests for civil disobedience and related charges... as a side note, I'm a 65 year old catholic grandmother. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjchis 0 #11 March 2, 2006 Brett was arrested for the murder of Winda Snipes in September of 1997, and sentenced to death row in June of 1998. Well that sucks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NEcrewDOG 0 #12 March 2, 2006 I was arrested for "A violent attack against his younger sister." Not very uplifting... -CorySkydive Radio!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlkskycam 0 #13 March 2, 2006 Quotehaha ok, so here's the deal- find out how you will be arrested, the google way. go to google, type "(your FIRST name) was arrested for" and see what you got sent to the slammer for. **remember to use the quotations marks, or else it wont work. ** i could have guessed mine: pimping and "pandering" Jerry was arrested for not leaving his apartment... ...and Jerry had no idea why he was being arrested. * * * Ummm - I guess I SHOULD get out more. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #14 March 2, 2006 QuoteTim was arrested for dealing drugs in 1978 and spent two years in prison, when he was released, Tim had a new outlook on life and in 1979, Tim started his stand-up comedy career at the Comedy Castle in Detroit (on a dare from a friend), he hasn't looked back since. He has played at every major comedy club in the US, and sells out concert engagements all over the USA. Guess who that is?My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysrock 0 #15 March 2, 2006 I was arrested for not having a permit for my escort service and I have killed many Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #16 March 2, 2006 First one goes to Cagney and Lacy Second one say "Beth was arrested for robbery & prostitution" But my favorite is the third " Beth, was arrested for being a suspected witch" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duckwater 0 #17 March 2, 2006 Funny, I had ZERO results: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22your+first+name+was+arrested+for%22&btnG=Google+Search -- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FIREFLYR 0 #18 March 2, 2006 Mine is Awesome!!! http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/the_real_world_new_orleans/2001_May_07_new_orleans_jamie ~J"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl1 0 #19 March 2, 2006 Leah was arrested for breaking the window of a car belonging to a police commander. - Now that wasn't very smart of me now was it?Fly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #20 March 2, 2006 Matt was arrested for fondleing and messing with a police officer. Matt was arrested for drywalling his basement without a permit. Matthew was arrested for his politically maladroit actions and sent back to Dublin. Matthew was arrested for ignoring a police officer’s instructions to explain what he was doing. Matthew was arrested for playing his drums too loudly. And best of all:Matthew was arrested for playing the bongos in his house while he was naked. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cudlo 0 #21 March 2, 2006 Charlie was arrested for the assasination of a South African man I'm a bad man..._________________________________________ "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid." - Kierkegaard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #22 March 2, 2006 I wasn't arrested for anything...BUT, I was the one who did the arrest!!! Those cuffs DO come in handy!!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #23 March 2, 2006 Get this.... I was arrested for allegedly entering the victim’s backyard, shooting him once in the head with a handgun and fleeing. CReW Skies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #24 March 2, 2006 underage consumption of alcohol prostitution and for purchasing illegal drugs drowning her 5 children (oh yeah, I forgot about Andrea Yates. Bitch. )She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #25 March 2, 2006 and? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
