Icon134 0 #1 March 28, 2006 If only to motivate me to clean my kitchen... cause I can't seem to develop the motivation on my own... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #2 March 28, 2006 When you find her, bring her down to my kitchen...oh and let's hope she vaccums too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #3 March 28, 2006 QuoteIf only to motivate me to clean my kitchen... cause I can't seem to develop the motivation on my own... There - fixed the thread title for you "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silverchic 0 #4 March 28, 2006 Can I be third in line? My kitchen isn't too bad but you can only just open the door on my spare room! How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PRSKY71 0 #5 March 28, 2006 Your kitchen looks very much like mine right now. I think what is needed is a cleaning person!!! Character cannot be made except by a steady, long continued process. -- Phillips Brooks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #6 March 28, 2006 QuoteThere - fixed the thread title for you Nah, he didn't say he wanted her to clean for him, but he wanted one to motivate him to clean (I assume so he could impress said girlfriend with his high standards of bachelor cleanliness). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #7 March 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteThere - fixed the thread title for you Nah, he didn't say he wanted her to clean for him, but he wanted one to motivate him to clean (I assume so he could impress said girlfriend with his high standards of bachelor cleanliness). Well unless he wants a GF that treats him like his mommy, he better motivate his OWN ass! Clean that shit up.....and SMILE while you do it. There - did that work? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #8 March 28, 2006 QuoteIf only to motivate me to clean my kitchen... cause I can't seem to develop the motivation on my own... Hell I wish my kitchen looked that clean!!The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #9 March 28, 2006 Yeah I looked at it and my first thought was, why does it need cleaning it look good already?Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #10 March 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteThere - fixed the thread title for you Nah, he didn't say he wanted her to clean for him, but he wanted one to motivate him to clean (I assume so he could impress said girlfriend with his high standards of bachelor cleanliness). Yeah what she said... I would never make someone else cleanup my own mess.. unless I was paying someone to do it... what I need is a nice french maid in a miniskirt and lingere. btw: It will be cleaned before the weekend... because my mom and dad are comming over saturday morning... but I'm out of dishes now... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #11 March 28, 2006 QuoteYour kitchen looks very much like mine right now. I think what is needed is a cleaning person!!! Can your cleaning person take care of my cat's box when they are done??? Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #12 March 28, 2006 make the hooker clean your kitchen before you put her in the trunk of you car. i am sure payback gave you that tip before he helped you last time. you need to learn to listen, dude. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #13 March 28, 2006 QuoteWell unless he wants a GF that treats him like his mommy, he better motivate his OWN ass! Clean that shit up.....and SMILE while you do it. There - did that work? Not really simply the fact that someone other then me is going to be around to experience the mess is all the motivation I need to clean it myself... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 March 28, 2006 I like the color of your cabinets. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #15 March 28, 2006 QuoteI like the color of your cabinets. I could ask the government where they bought them? Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billo 0 #16 March 28, 2006 keep flinging those torches around and you're bound to find one. girls only want boyfriends who have great skills! you know, torch juggling skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #17 March 28, 2006 All I see are a few dishes, a couple of pans and a bunch of fast food cups. Dude, put the dishes in that box under the counter that washes them for you and throw away the cups. Might be a bit of tough love, but sheesh, suck it up cupcake. *points to sig line* I do give lessons, but they aren't cheap. Pack bitch, kitchen bitch, massage bitch... Just call me B.O.A.T. Bitch of All Trades Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #18 March 28, 2006 Would a leather whip motivate you?Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #19 March 28, 2006 go make me a sammich...and bring a beer back with you, too.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #20 March 28, 2006 QuoteWould a leather whip motivate you? You bet... are you offering... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #21 March 28, 2006 Quotesuck it up cupcake. that's part of the problem I made cupcakes for dublin last week and still need to clean up from that... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #22 March 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteWould a leather whip motivate you? You bet... are you offering... Is there a match being made hereDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #23 March 28, 2006 QuoteIs there a match being made here Doubtful... but it could be fun... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #24 March 28, 2006 I bet I could whip it up into shape real quick...Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #25 March 28, 2006 Devo: Whip it! M. Jackcon: Beat it!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
