Broke 0 #1 March 28, 2006 So does anyone think a midget could be a tandem instructor?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlkskycam 0 #2 March 28, 2006 This should be a short thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #3 March 28, 2006 hehehehe "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #4 March 28, 2006 "No smoking. No spitting. -- The Mgt" First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #5 March 29, 2006 Interesting, I was just watching a show on "Little People" (don't you know that 'midget is derogotory? Geez..) and it made me think if a little person could go skydiving, particularly tandem. Doesn't seem that the harness would be small enough. I don't know - just a random thought. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #6 March 29, 2006 Yet another thread, showing today's society to be a bastion of anti-short prejudice, bigotry, and hatred. All the short man wants to do is live in peace and harmony with the tall man. Have a piece of the American dream. But oooooh no saith the tall man. Ever since George Jefferson moved on up to the East Side, the tall man has reviled shorty. Made fun of shorty. Watched the NBA grow popular. Enjoyed anti-short sports more. Did the limbo become a pro sport? NO! The reason? Short people excel at it, that's why! I say that we need to embrace the short man, buy him tequila by the case...no! Indeed, buy him tequila by the truckload! The train-load! Women should throw themselves at him with reckless abandon, hoping to atone for years of oppression by the tall-dominated society! Yes! Yes, my friends! Justice should be mine! Short power! Short Power! Short Power! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #7 March 29, 2006 QuoteYet another thread, showing today's society to be a bastion of anti-short prejudice, bigotry, and hatred. All the short man wants to do is live in peace and harmony with the tall man. Have a piece of the American dream. But oooooh no saith the tall man. Ever since George Jefferson moved on up to the East Side, the tall man has reviled shorty. Made fun of shorty. Watched the NBA grow popular. Enjoyed anti-short sports more. Did the limbo become a pro sport? NO! The reason? Short people excel at it, that's why! I say that we need to embrace the short man, buy him tequila by the case...no! Indeed, buy him tequila by the truckload! The train-load! Women should throw themselves at him with reckless abandon, hoping to atone for years of oppression by the tall-dominated society! Yes! Yes, my friends! Justice should be mine! Short power! Short Power! Short Power! Who said that! Where are you? Show yourself!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #8 March 29, 2006 You know I was watching The Jerry Springer show and on this one particular episode they had the midget KKK. They were shouting "White Midget POwer!" It was pretty funny. I think we need to embrace short people and book the band Mini Kiss as often as possible. I am not really a Kiss fan, but a midget Kiss cover band I would pay money to see that.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #9 March 29, 2006 Hmm from Randy Newman Short PeopleShort People got no reason Short People got no reason Short People got no reason To live They got little hands Little eyes They walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little noses And tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet Well, I don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People `Round here Short People are just the same As you and I (A Fool Such As I) All men are brothers Until the day they die (It's A Wonderful World) Short People got nobody Short People got nobody Short People got nobody To love They got little baby legs That stand so low You got to pick 'em up Just to say hello They got little cars That go beep, beep, beep They got little voices Goin' peep, peep, peep They got grubby little fingers And dirty little minds They're gonna get you every time Well, I don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People 'Round here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #10 March 29, 2006 You know I think I posted that one beforeDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #11 March 29, 2006 Not ion this thread CUpcake...... I tend to walk around past Vinny singing that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #12 March 29, 2006 Stop picking on Vinny,you hillbilly you"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #13 March 29, 2006 QuoteSo does anyone think a midget could be a tandem instructor? _______________________________________ Is that a short joke? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #14 March 29, 2006 QuoteStop picking on Vinny,you hillbilly you Most guys seem to like my hills Specially Vinny he is right at eye level with em Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #15 March 29, 2006 OK.Its getting too late for this anyway.Did I mention my toe hurts."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #16 March 29, 2006 Quote"White Midget POwer!" It was pretty funny. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!! My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
