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Okay Ladies, What Am I Bid on This Fine Young Specimen of Maleness?

By JENNR8R, in The Bonfire

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I married off one of my boys last weekend. I finally have a daughter, and I’m looking for a second. :)
Up for bid is my one remaining son. He’s single, housebroken, and according to my girlfriends, a hottie… better hurry though...I saw him writing down a young ladies telephone number at the wedding…

Shipping included…

Please, no bids from ladies who want big weddings… I’m a fish out of water at those things. They wouldn’t even let me wear my new wingsuit. [:/]
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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How old is young Luke? :D Can I at least take him out to a bar without also buying him a fake ID?
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Ah, excellent, then he fits into the "Half your age plus seven" rule. B|



I've never heard of that rule, but I like it. That means I can look at guys who are 34. :)
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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