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You both are sad, sad, little men....:|


:D:D


Bobbi



Wow, hey - great shirt - I bet it would look even better thrown on the floor.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I've been working on this one for a long time.



Nice!!

About that sig, though.... "Girlfalldone".... are you going incognito?? :P


Argh you beat me. I was going to ask why the pseudonym:ph34r::ph34r:
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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Carry business cards that say, "Smile if you want to have crazy wild sex with me." Give one to an gal and watch her intently. It's almost as much fun watching them try to hold a smile back.



That actually sounds like alot of fun:D

But how about, "Hi, I'm how you doing tonight?"

Just a thought...

|>.<|
Seriously, W.T.F. mate?

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Wanna Fuck?

Law of averages says you're gonna get lucky every once in a while, eh?

:D:D



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That one does work...but it's not really an 'ice breaker', more like a rock crusher!

It needs to be prefaced with something....

Like "Nice Shoes"


"Beautiful Day"




or as in the case of my old college roommate~
"I'm a SKYDIVER....Wanna Fuck?";)










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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