kingbunky 3 #1 April 25, 2006 what's he on about? i thought that meant he'd stepped on a nail, but he seemed too happy for it to have meant he'd ruined a pair of boots. ."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hambone 0 #2 April 25, 2006 was he wearing funny pants?Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #3 April 25, 2006 What the heck is a cow-orker? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #4 April 25, 2006 Its a golf thing it means he got the ball to go in the hole with one stroke (i.e. off the T)... Kind of like a strike in bowling only a helluva lot less common... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #5 April 25, 2006 QuoteWhat the heck is a cow-orker? I don't think he should be bragging that he knows someone who orks cows. That just sounds nasty. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #6 April 25, 2006 sorry, should have put tags in there. cow-orker: it's a dilbert thing. co-worker....never mind i know what a hole-in-one is, i was trying (in vain apparently) to make a joke. i don't know if he's a funny pants type golfer, but he has the short, overweight, balding, middle-aged thing down. i'll go back to my self-imposed banishment from bonfire now."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #7 April 25, 2006 Quotecow-orker: it's a dilbert thing. co-worker....never mind Ah...sorry, I don't read Dilbert. Don't go away just because we're clueless! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hambone 0 #8 April 25, 2006 what about a huge ass...huge ass=great golfer.Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #9 April 25, 2006 Quotesorry, should have put tags in there. cow-orker: it's a dilbert thing. co-worker....never mind i know what a hole-in-one is, i was trying (in vain apparently) to make a joke. i don't know if he's a funny pants type golfer, but he has the short, overweight, balding, middle-aged thing down. i'll go back to my self-imposed banishment from bonfire now. I feel like such a tard now... I'm gonna have to flog myself again... Thanks Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 April 25, 2006 Quote...someone who orks cows. That just sounds nasty. Another usable quote from our favorite greenie. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #11 April 25, 2006 QuoteIts a golf thing it means he got the ball to go in the hole with one stroke (i.e. off the T)... Kind of like a strike in bowling only a helluva lot less common... I would equate a strike in bowling to a par in golf. An average/good bowler should get at least a few each game, as an average/good golfer should get a few pars a round. A hole in one in golf would be more like a perfect game in bowling. You just don't see it much, and almost no average/good golfer or bowler will get one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #12 April 25, 2006 Interestingly, a hole-in-one is a lot more common than a perfect game in bowling. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #13 April 25, 2006 QuoteI would equate a strike in bowling to a par in golf. It was the best analogy I could come up with on short notice... and then not only is the guy being sarcastic... but now I'm being told that my analogy sucks... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #14 April 25, 2006 QuoteInterestingly, a hole-in-one is a lot more common than a perfect game in bowling. Interestingly, there are a lot more semi-serious golfers than bowlers. Stats are relative. But for the average/good golfer or bowler, they are lucky if they ever get a hole in one or perfect game in their entire life. THAT'S how it equates. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #15 April 25, 2006 QuoteInterestingly, a hole-in-one is a lot more common than a perfect game in bowling. Do you have the stats on that or are you just guessing?Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hambone 0 #16 April 25, 2006 look it all comes down to the size of ones ass. Larger the ass the more Holes in one. no pun intended.Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #17 April 25, 2006 QuoteInterestingly, a hole-in-one is a lot more common than a perfect game in bowling. I'd be surprised. I've heard of people getting 2 and 3 perfect games in a row, but never a golfer hitting 2 or 3 aces in a row. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #18 April 25, 2006 Your dorkiness is showing through again"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #19 April 25, 2006 QuoteQuote I'd be surprised. I've heard of people getting 2 and 3 perfect games in a row, but never a golfer hitting 2 or 3 aces in a row. Blues, Dave Sure there have been! Just go watch the movie Happy Gilmore! He got a hole in one on a par 4! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 35 #20 April 25, 2006 QuoteYour dorkiness is showing through again I didn't know it ever left! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bwilling 0 #21 April 25, 2006 QuoteI'd be surprised. I've heard of people getting 2 and 3 perfect games in a row, but never a golfer hitting 2 or 3 aces in a row. An 800 series in bowling (800 total for three consecutive games) is actually a lot more difficult and less common than a single perfect 300 game... And in golf, the double eagle (3 under par! a two on a par five hole!) is way more rare than the 'ace', or hole in one... Me... on a bad day, my golf and bowling scores are interchangable... is that a good thing? "If all you ever do is all you ever did, then all you'll ever get is all you ever got." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #22 April 25, 2006 QuoteMe... on a bad day, my golf and bowling scores are interchangable... is that a good thing? It depends on how low your bowling score is... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #23 April 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteMe... on a bad day, my golf and bowling scores are interchangable... is that a good thing? It depends on how low your bowling score is... I average about 100-120 either way. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
skymama 35 #20 April 25, 2006 QuoteYour dorkiness is showing through again I didn't know it ever left! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bwilling 0 #21 April 25, 2006 QuoteI'd be surprised. I've heard of people getting 2 and 3 perfect games in a row, but never a golfer hitting 2 or 3 aces in a row. An 800 series in bowling (800 total for three consecutive games) is actually a lot more difficult and less common than a single perfect 300 game... And in golf, the double eagle (3 under par! a two on a par five hole!) is way more rare than the 'ace', or hole in one... Me... on a bad day, my golf and bowling scores are interchangable... is that a good thing? "If all you ever do is all you ever did, then all you'll ever get is all you ever got." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #22 April 25, 2006 QuoteMe... on a bad day, my golf and bowling scores are interchangable... is that a good thing? It depends on how low your bowling score is... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #23 April 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteMe... on a bad day, my golf and bowling scores are interchangable... is that a good thing? It depends on how low your bowling score is... I average about 100-120 either way. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
