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RkyMtnHigh

Help! I'm cat sitting for a week

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How do you make a cat go woof? Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire.

How do you made a dog go meow? Freeze it and put it through a tablesaw.

Oh by the way ... I do have a pet (a cat) and I do love the critter. ;)


Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

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well I'm pooped of this lazer pointer game too..and want to head to sleep..now how do I get her to calm down and go to sleep?



Move the laser pointer really fast towards the wall.

Buy a gong and use it when the cat is in proximity.

Refrigerate until calm.
:ph34r:



Did I tell you about my recent purchase? :D I bought a Gong! Bob and I are going to play the "Gong Show" and perhaps wear paperbags on our head with the eyes cut out and pretend to be the Unknown Comic:ph34r: (but who would possibly remember that game show?:P:D)





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