What to do to a leaving coworker

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A coworker of mine has her last day tomorrow and we love to pester eachother day after day so, yes some things will be missed.

I want to come up with some ideas of evil joke ,etc to do to her later today or tomorrow.

Any ideas?

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[wlie 0]

So I get my last paycheck in the mail after leaving my old job. And I was docked one day off the pay period. Knowing that I'm not going to do a thing about it and ... AARRGGGGHHH!!!!

Now that was

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[DJL 232]

Plan a going away party for the day after she leaves. Don't invite her.

"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

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Plan a going away party for the day after she leaves. Don't invite her.

well 1) that would be saturday
2) even if i did invite them, they are moving that night so it wouldn't be an issue of her showing up

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[tbrown 26]

Shrink wrap her car. When all the teary goodbyes are said, add something like, "Oh, we'll be seeing each other soon", because you will.

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

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no car

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[EMSchick98 0]

Take everything she is going to pack up from the office and wrap it in aluminum foil!!! (Don't let your IT dept find you doing this... apparently there is something about aluminum next to electronics )

"me you alcohol a rig a car and a bunch of planes what could posibly go wrong" - Pruitt

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Oh great. Thanks a crapload bro.

I'm leaving tomorrow too and now my coworkers are going to have ideas.

[Slappie 9]

When my gf left her old job 2 years ago. They took her to lunch etc.. etc.. but they filled her purse (handbag) full of confetti. I mean every crack, pocket was full of confetti. To this day she'll open her wallet (2 or 3 purses later) and still confetti will turn up.

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[wingnut 0]

inthe military we tape them to a chair and hose them down with water.. some times we pour sour milk and such over thier heads.. al dpends on how much or how little we like them.. they get alot if we really hate/like them....

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send them this thread!

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they get alot if we really hate/like them....

this never happened to you did it?

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[mmytacism 0]

Here's a prank that's tried and true, if your co-worker has a computer. Take a screen capture of her desktop, then set it as wallpaper and hide the real desktop icons in another folder. When your co-worker tries to click on a shortcut item (or alias, on a Mac), nothing will happen because all the icons are just part of the image. (:

Of course, don't blame me if she retaliates with a Gila monster on your chair or something.

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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6675536650481334407&pl=true

End of story.

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hmm it could work... if she doesn't lock her computer

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well so far i just stole her mouse ball. short lived, but funny

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[mmytacism 0]

Your mice (mouses?) still have balls? I thought everyone used castrated mice nowadays.

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mine is castrated and her's isnt. apparently you still have to pay 5-10$extra for an optical

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[wingnut 0]

yes it did zack, not sure which one it was though.......

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[Broke 0]

Hooters and tell them it's her bday

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