waltappel 1 #1 January 20, 2006 ...ok so none of us were talking about getting slapped, but here it is anyway. A very dear friend, jumperpaula, was annoyed with me at the DZ one day and was letting me know it. In true retard fashion, I looked at her and said, "Well if I were you, I'd slap the piss out of me." There was no hesitation on her part. She slapped the living shit out me. Ouch! Wasn't much I could say other than ouch, though. For the record, I still love her very dearly. No more comments to her about slapping me, though. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #2 January 20, 2006 I think deep down you really like it! Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #3 January 20, 2006 I'm pretty sure he liked it on the surface, too. edited to add: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #4 January 20, 2006 QuoteI think deep down you really like it! Not that day I didn't! I would have considered a pretend slap, which is what I was expecting, kind of funny. Paula is waaaaaaaaaaay too passionate to even think about a pretend slap. I suppose she gives really good slap for those who are into that kind of thing. Me, I'd prefer a nice, slow gentle kiss. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #5 January 20, 2006 QuoteI'm pretty sure he liked it on the surface, too. edited to add: Ok wiseass, I DARE you to try that sometime! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #6 January 20, 2006 I guess then great minds think alike. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #7 January 20, 2006 QuoteI guess then great minds think alike. Bobbi Is that a hint that I should NEVER EVER say anything stupid like that to you? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #8 January 20, 2006 Yeah, I guess.....OBTW.....I have be described as being a "passionate" person and NOT in just the love making kinda way. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #9 January 20, 2006 QuoteYeah, I guess.....OBTW.....I have be described as being a "passionate" person and NOT in just the love making kinda way. Bobbi A truly admire passion in any woman, so uh, how ya' doin'? (Please don't slap me or whip me for saying that!) Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #10 January 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteYeah, I guess.....OBTW.....I have be described as being a "passionate" person and NOT in just the love making kinda way. Bobbi A truly admire passion in any woman, so uh, how ya' doin'? (Please don't slap me or whip me for saying that!) Walt Did someone say whip? Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #11 January 21, 2006 Quote...ok so none of us were talking about getting slapped, but here it is anyway. A very dear friend, jumperpaula, was annoyed with me at the DZ one day and was letting me know it. In true retard fashion, I looked at her and said, "Well if I were you, I'd slap the piss out of me." There was no hesitation on her part. She slapped the living shit out me. Ouch! Wasn't much I could say other than ouch, though. For the record, I still love her very dearly. No more comments to her about slapping me, though. Walt _________________________________________ That's really hot! (You kinda gave her the 'go-ahead'.) Sounds like you two have a good friendship. BTW... Just 'cus you're a good guy, I'm gonna back-off about you know what! i just wanted to tell you that. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #12 January 21, 2006 QuoteThat's really hot! (You kinda gave her the 'go-ahead'.) Sounds like you two have a good friendship. Hot?!!! It hurt like hell! I don't know if she practiced a whole bunch just for that moment or what, but she laid one hard nasty slap on me! Yep, jumperpaula is indeed a friend. I'll love her 'til the day I die. Depsite that nasty slap, she is one of the most truly kindhearted souls I have ever met. Quote BTW... Just 'cus you're a good guy, I'm gonna back-off about you know what! i just wanted to tell you that. Chuck Thanks! And I promise to never post pics like that again! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #13 January 21, 2006 Where'd she slap ya? I hate the face. I've damn near had my jaw dislocated. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #14 January 21, 2006 QuoteWhere'd she slap ya? I hate the face. I've damn near had my jaw dislocated. She slapped me on the face. I think it was the left side, but I'm not sure. No dislocated jaw or anything like that, but it was sure stinging for a while. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #15 January 21, 2006 You, got a deal! You speak so highly of her, she must be pretty special. After that slap, you sure do want her on your side! I think, the one woman that I ever knew with a helluva wallop was my mom! I was about 16, verging on the cockey side. I smarted something off to my mom, she only stood about 5'1" and I swear, she came-up off the floor with a right that rang my bell! That ended the cockiness, right then and there! After that, it was "Yes M'am!" Come to think of it, I don't recall ever smarting-off to a woman, since! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #16 April 29, 2006 Truth : He had to 1) Be absolutely correct that he deserved a slap for the statement 2) Be short enough or sitting down 3) Made sure I had just enough cocktails before the suggested it. Walt, Beyond a doubt, you now understand the difference between the "inner thought" and the "outter thought" now while on the DZ. Luv ya man Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #17 April 29, 2006 Humbling and eye opening at the same time, heh? Isn't this what the Germans phrase GESTALT? BTW It's only perverted if you enjoyed it.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #18 April 29, 2006 ....Oh, but I really did! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #19 April 29, 2006 QuoteWhere'd she slap ya? I hate the face. I've damn near had my jaw dislocated. Married, eh? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #20 April 29, 2006 QuoteTruth : He had to 1) Be absolutely correct that he deserved a slap for the statement 2) Be short enough or sitting down 3) Made sure I had just enough cocktails before the suggested it. Walt, Beyond a doubt, you now understand the difference between the "inner thought" and the "outter thought" now while on the DZ. Luv ya man 1) Yeah, I deserved it but I didn't really think you would actually do it!!!!! 2) I was standing up 3) You had definitely *not* been drinking. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #21 April 29, 2006 QuoteI suppose she gives really good slap for those who are into that kind of thing. Me, I'd prefer a nice, slow gentle kiss. Damnit, Walt... I have just lost all respect for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #22 April 29, 2006 QuoteQuoteI suppose she gives really good slap for those who are into that kind of thing. Me, I'd prefer a nice, slow gentle kiss. Damnit, Walt... I have just lost all respect for you. Yeah, like you had any respect for me to begin with!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #23 April 29, 2006 QuoteYeah, like you had any respect for me to begin with!!! Good point. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
