weegegirl 2 #1 May 2, 2006 Imagine yourself driving along on a wild stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #2 May 2, 2006 QuoteImagine yourself driving along on a wild stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car. The old lady who was about to die. Anyone who was a friend of mine would understand and women come and go.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #3 May 2, 2006 Doh! I chose the wrong one... 1) If she is about to die, I don't want to have to remove her body and go through a police investigation, yadda, yadda. 2) He/She saved my life, why wouldn't I pick her up? 3) There is no such thing as a perfect man. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #4 May 2, 2006 That's easy, the old lady who is about to die. Neither a friend of mine nor my perfect woman would let me choose otherwise. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #5 May 2, 2006 #1...I wouldn't want the old lady dieing out in the rain....thats just too sad. Die with dignity, I say. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #6 May 2, 2006 None of the above What the hell is an old lady who is about to die doing standing at a bus stop on a wild stormy night? Shouldnt she have called 911? That woman is crazy! She could cut yo ass! If I got an old friend who once saved my life and they were in town and didnt call, there's a reason. they must be up to no good. The perfect woman?! LOL! theres no such thing! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #7 May 2, 2006 My answer is "other". Because I would give the keys to my best friend and have him drive the old lady home, while I hung out with the new love of my life. Come on... it's only a storm. What could possibly go wrong??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #8 May 2, 2006 QuoteMy answer is "other". Because I would give the keys to my best friend and have him drive the old lady home, while I hung out with the new love of my life. Come on... it's only a storm. What could possibly go wrong??? Damn...you're so smart. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base689 0 #9 May 2, 2006 I tell you what. I would take my old friend friend and I would tell him: "Joe, please, have my car and take this old lady immediately to the hospital, then take my car to your home, I will recover it tomorrow". After that, I would take the lady I was dreaming about apart, somewhere under some sort of shelter and would make love to her. After having finished, I would call a taxi and take her home. Or, more comfortable, imeddiately after my friend left with the old lady with my car, I would call a taxi and take the lady I was dreaming about and I would get to my/her place and would spent a very nice night of love Stay safe out there Blue Skies and Soft Walls BASE #689 - base_689AT_NO_123_SPAMyahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #10 May 2, 2006 QuoteI would take the lady I was dreaming about apart I don't think that means what you think it means. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #11 May 2, 2006 Inconceivable! BTW, Liz, you are officially the smartest person I know. That was an awesome answer. I'm taking it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #12 May 2, 2006 i'd leave them all unless they offered gas $. tho i may pull over and talk to the old friend until his bus came by and maybe get the girls #. the old lady could die anyways. c'est la vie. not like standing there increases her chances. Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EMSchick98 0 #13 May 2, 2006 Quote***I would take the lady I was dreaming about apartI don't think that means what you think it means. "me you alcohol a rig a car and a bunch of planes what could posibly go wrong" - Pruitt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 May 2, 2006 I picked "Other" Providing that other was the 4 hottest strippers at the Pink Pony and they had a case of cold delicious beer. The old lady is about to die. WTH does she need a ride for? My friend would understand that I ditched him for some hot strippers and beer. #3 doesn't exist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base689 0 #15 May 2, 2006 > I would take the lady I was dreaming about apart > I don't think that means what you think it means Sorry, English is NOT my first language. What I meant is: I would take the lady I was dreaming about on one side, next to me, with me... Yes, now I understand that to "take apart" in English means to destroy, to shatter, to reduce in particles. I know the meaning but using the verb and the preposition far away in the clause did not allow me to understand its meaning. Sorry!!!!! Stay safe out there Blue Skies and Soft Walls BASE #689 - base_689AT_NO_123_SPAMyahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #16 May 2, 2006 Quote> I would take the lady I was dreaming about apart > I don't think that means what you think it means Sorry, English is NOT my first language. What I meant is: I would take the lady I was dreaming about on one side, next to me, with me... Yes, now I understand that to "take apart" in English means to destroy, to shatter, to reduce in particles. I know the meaning but using the verb and the preposition far away in the clause did not allow me to understand its meaning. Sorry!!!!! Well, you sure know enough english to be just as long winded as some of us. Just kidding around. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #17 May 2, 2006 I understood. Good answer! We think alike! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #18 May 2, 2006 QuoteThat's easy, the old lady who is about to die. Neither a friend of mine nor my perfect woman would let me choose otherwise. Blues, Dave ditto "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #19 May 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteMy answer is "other". Because I would give the keys to my best friend and have him drive the old lady home, while I hung out with the new love of my life. Come on... it's only a storm. What could possibly go wrong??? Damn...you're so smart. Blues, Dave Crap I shoulda read more... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #20 May 2, 2006 QuoteThere is no such thing as a perfect man. True, but I come extraordinarily close. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 232 #21 May 2, 2006 1. An old lady who is about to die. Regardless of the hypothetical as to whether I can save her. Out in the rain is no way to go. I figure my hero and his future girlfriend can take care of themselves. Besides, anyone worth maintaining as a friend has to respect my decision."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 232 #22 May 2, 2006 QuoteMy answer is "other". Because I would give the keys to my best friend and have him drive the old lady home, while I hung out with the new love of my life. Come on... it's only a storm. What could possibly go wrong??? The woman of my dreams would think I was an idiot for not calling a cab if I'm going to make a scene out of hitting on her."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #23 May 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteThere is no such thing as a perfect man. True, but I come extraordinarily close. Walt No, you must have misunderstood the selection. It was the perfect man you were dreaming about, not the man dreaming about being perfect. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #24 May 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteThere is no such thing as a perfect man. True, but I come extraordinarily close. Walt No, you must have misunderstood the selection. It was the perfect man you were dreaming about, not the man dreaming about being perfect. Oooooooooh ouch!!! That's ok, I'm still perfect enough to treat you to some hot bread!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #25 May 2, 2006 Quote Oooooooooh ouch!!! That's ok, I'm still perfect enough to treat you to some hot bread!Walt That's perfect!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
