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adventurechick

Does he exist.... part II

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Rugged, masculine

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you are about a rugged as a fine piece of porcelain

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I make up for it by being intelligent. You'll notice that I am alway polite to women who could KISS my aging butt.



you will notice that I changed it:D:D:D

till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates....
In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground..............
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1. Male: Check
2. Ages 21-30: 22, Check
3. Skydiver: Check
4. SCUBA Diver: Certified, Check
5. Doesn't smoke cigarettes: Never have, Check
6. Doesn't do hardcore drugs: Nope, Check
7. Doesn't have bad temper: Nope, Check
8. Treats his woman with respect: Yup, Check

Yayyyy I got an 8/8!!!! B|

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Ok...that's funny! (Sorry Happythoughts)





I do what I can to keep my entertainment value up around here!!!!!!

after all....I have been accused of airing dirty laundry.....being a drama queen.....and not being able to be recognized in the sport[after 60 jumps](althoguh usually by the same "people" (i use that word lightly)):D:D:D:D

It is amazing how telling the truth can get you in trouble sometimes!!!!!! NO WONDER WHY SO MANY PEOPLE LIE!!!!!:D:D:D :S:S:S

till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates....
In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground..............
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Sure. Just continue to tease me...

If women ever made good on 5% of this, I'd be a smilin' fool. So far, it's just torment.



oh torment....shmorment:P:P:Pyou enjoy every minute of it!!!!!!!:D:D:D:S:)

till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates....
In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground..............
PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95

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1. Male: Check
2. Ages 21-30: 22, Check
3. Skydiver: Check
4. SCUBA Diver: Certified, Check
5. Doesn't smoke cigarettes: Never have, Check
6. Doesn't do hardcore drugs: Nope, Check
7. Doesn't have bad temper: Nope, Check
8. Treats his woman with respect: Yup, Check

Yayyyy I got an 8/8!!!! B|



Yeah... Chizazz is a pretty cool dude... you should pick him... :PB|
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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One of these days, I'll show you a video of when I had 60 jumps.

We did a 4-way competition and there was a huge number of people with less than 100 jumps. It was hysterical.

The cameraflyer was struggling to keep more than 2 of us in frame at the same time. :D



:D:D:D I know what that's like... my :D 4-way competition is documented in the Dublin 2005 DVD... I had about 60 jumps then too...

Its a riot... I'm a little better now... :$
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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Yeah... Chizazz is a pretty cool dude... you should pick him...



WHAT....you are relinquishing to someone else......have you ever seen adventurechick??????

I wouldn't give up that easy if I were you......and she has a hell of a personality to go with!!!!!!!!!! and she is as pretty close to a virgin as you are proclaimed to be!!!!!!!! You two would be perfect.......

just don't hurt her>:(>:(>:(me xenaswampjumper would be mad:D:D:D:):):)

till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates....
In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground..............
PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95

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WHAT....you are relinquishing to someone else......have you ever seen adventurechick??????

I wouldn't give up that easy if I were you......and she has a hell of a personality to go with!!!!!!!!!! and she is as pretty close to a virgin as you are proclaimed to be!!!!!!!! You two would be perfect.......


:$I have no doubt that all of this is true... but since I don't "qualify" I might as well put in a good word for one of my friends... who does... :P:P:P

oh... and I wouldn't hurt her or anyone else... :)
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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S, I luv you! You are so freaking hilarious...Bill is in our "backyard" and I know he's loving our harassment:D We have an Okie who just moved down who knows lots of jumpers from zhills so you'll see me more around there...but we can razzz him too:ph34r:





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I have no doubt that all of this is true... but since I don't "qualify" I might as well put in a good word for one of my friends... who does...

aaaawwwwwhhhhhh....that is so sweet:)
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oh... and I wouldn't hurt her or anyone else...


glad to hear that!!!!!;););):D:D

till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates....
In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground..............
PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95

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You, however, should be spanked like a rented mule. (in a good way)


well.....one day I hope to find a man that is up to that challenge:):):).......

I have only had miniature ponies up to this point.....although at least one had a hell of a kick and definitely fit the "ass" description:ph34r::D:D

till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates....
In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground..............
PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95

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