NWFlyer 2 #1 May 19, 2006 .... to oatmeal! It started in Toronto when there was a great little deli in my building that would sell oatmeal in the mornings. I'd have them add strawberries, and maybe almonds or walnuts. Now, in Atlanta, it's the most palatable thing on the breakfast buffet at my hotel, or if I wait till later, they sell it in the deli in my building. And I just made myself a bowl for lunch at home! Are there 12 step programs to cure this? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #2 May 19, 2006 Quote.... to oatmeal! It started in Toronto when there was a great little deli in my building that would sell oatmeal in the mornings. I'd have them add strawberries, and maybe almonds or walnuts. Now, in Atlanta, it's the most palatable thing on the breakfast buffet at my hotel, or if I wait till later, they sell it in the deli in my building. And I just made myself a bowl for lunch at home! Are there 12 step programs to cure this? step 1: Admit you are powerless against oatmeal. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #3 May 19, 2006 Quote.... to oatmeal! It started in Toronto when there was a great little deli in my building that would sell oatmeal in the mornings. I'd have them add strawberries, and maybe almonds or walnuts. Now, in Atlanta, it's the most palatable thing on the breakfast buffet at my hotel, or if I wait till later, they sell it in the deli in my building. And I just made myself a bowl for lunch at home! Are there 12 step programs to cure this? I can only eat oatmeal when I'm camping....Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #4 May 19, 2006 Quote.... to oatmeal! It started in Toronto when there was a great little deli in my building that would sell oatmeal in the mornings. I'd have them add strawberries, and maybe almonds or walnuts. Now, in Atlanta, it's the most palatable thing on the breakfast buffet at my hotel, or if I wait till later, they sell it in the deli in my building. And I just made myself a bowl for lunch at home! Are there 12 step programs to cure this? Step 2: Come to believe there is a Power greater than oatmeal -and yourself- that can restore you to sanity. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #5 May 19, 2006 QuoteStep 2: Come to believe there is a Power greater than oatmeal -and yourself- that can restore you to sanity. Step 3: Make a decision to turn your will and your life over to the care of the Power greater than oatmeal. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #6 May 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteStep 2: Come to believe there is a Power greater than oatmeal -and yourself- that can restore you to sanity. Step 3: Make a decision to turn your will and your life over to the care of the Power greater than oatmeal. Walt Step 4: Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of how you've completely and totally fucked up your life with oatmeal. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #7 May 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteStep 2: Come to believe there is a Power greater than oatmeal -and yourself- that can restore you to sanity. Step 3: Make a decision to turn your will and your life over to the care of the Power greater than oatmeal. Walt Step 4: Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of how you've completely and totally fucked up your life with oatmeal. Step 5: Admit to the Power higher than outmeal, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of your wrongs. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #8 May 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteStep 2: Come to believe there is a Power greater than oatmeal -and yourself- that can restore you to sanity. Step 3: Make a decision to turn your will and your life over to the care of the Power greater than oatmeal. Walt Step 4: Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of how you've completely and totally fucked up your life with oatmeal. Step 5: Admit to the Power higher than outmeal, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of your wrongs. Walt Step 6: Were entirely ready to have God remove all of our oatmeal. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #9 May 19, 2006 Quote Step 2: Come to believe there is a Power greater than oatmeal -and yourself- that can restore you to sanity. Step 3: Make a decision to turn your will and your life over to the care of the Power greater than oatmeal. Step 4: Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of how you've completely and totally fucked up your life with oatmeal. Step 5: Admit to the Power higher than outmeal, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of your wrongs. Step 6: Were entirely ready to have God remove all of our oatmeal. Step 7: Humbly ask Him to remove our oatmeal-fueled shortcomings. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #10 May 19, 2006 Quote.... to oatmeal! It started in Toronto when there was a great little deli in my building that would sell oatmeal in the mornings. I'd have them add strawberries, and maybe almonds or walnuts. Now, in Atlanta, it's the most palatable thing on the breakfast buffet at my hotel, or if I wait till later, they sell it in the deli in my building. And I just made myself a bowl for lunch at home! Are there 12 step programs to cure this? Butter, brown sugar and cinnamonMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #11 May 19, 2006 QuoteQuote Step 2: Come to believe there is a Power greater than oatmeal -and yourself- that can restore you to sanity. Step 3: Make a decision to turn your will and your life over to the care of the Power greater than oatmeal. Step 4: Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of how you've completely and totally fucked up your life with oatmeal. Step 5: Admit to the Power higher than outmeal, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of your wrongs. Step 6: Were entirely ready to have God remove all of our oatmeal. Step 7: Humbly ask Him to remove our oatmeal-fueled shortcomings. Walt Step 8: Made a list of all persons we had harmed w/ our oatmeal (oh baby!) and became willing to make amends to them all I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #12 May 19, 2006 Embrace it, accept it, love it!!! Oatmeal is good.... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #13 May 19, 2006 Quote Step 2: Come to believe there is a Power greater than oatmeal -and yourself- that can restore you to sanity. Step 3: Make a decision to turn your will and your life over to the care of the Power greater than oatmeal. Step 4: Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of how you've completely and totally fucked up your life with oatmeal. Step 5: Admit to the Power higher than outmeal, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of your wrongs. Step 6: Were entirely ready to have God remove all of our oatmeal. Step 7: Humbly ask Him to remove our oatmeal-fueled shortcomings. Step 8: Made a list of all persons we had harmed w/ our oatmeal (oh baby!) and became willing to make amends to them all Step 9. Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #14 May 19, 2006 QuoteEmbrace it, accept it, love it!!! Oatmeal is good.... g Hey, Micro and I are trying to save her from that awful oatmeal!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #15 May 19, 2006 QuoteQuote Step 2: Come to believe there is a Power greater than oatmeal -and yourself- that can restore you to sanity. Step 3: Make a decision to turn your will and your life over to the care of the Power greater than oatmeal. Step 4: Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of how you've completely and totally fucked up your life with oatmeal. Step 5: Admit to the Power higher than outmeal, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of your wrongs. Step 6: Were entirely ready to have God remove all of our oatmeal. Step 7: Humbly ask Him to remove our oatmeal-fueled shortcomings. Step 8: Made a list of all persons we had harmed w/ our oatmeal (oh baby!) and became willing to make amends to them all Step 9. Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. Walt Step 10: Continued to take personal inventory, and when we ate oatmeal, promptly admitted it. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #16 May 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteEmbrace it, accept it, love it!!! Oatmeal is good.... g Hey, Micro and I are trying to save her from that awful oatmeal!!!! Walt Why fight it???? Let her find her zen with her oatmeal... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #17 May 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteEmbrace it, accept it, love it!!! Oatmeal is good.... g Hey, Micro and I are trying to save her from that awful oatmeal!!!! Walt Yeah! be gone, satan guppie! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #18 May 19, 2006 Quote.... to oatmeal! ... Are there 12 step programs to cure this? Step 1 - Just once, get rid of the strawberries, almonds, and walnuts and spruce it up with lutefisk, kimchee, and cherry-flavored cough syrup. Program complete. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #19 May 19, 2006 QuoteQuote.... to oatmeal! ... Are there 12 step programs to cure this? Step 1 - Just once, get rid of the strawberries, almonds, and walnuts and spruce it up with lutefisk, kimchee, and cherry-flavored cough syrup. Program complete. Blues, Dave yep, that'd do it. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #20 May 19, 2006 Quote Step 2: Come to believe there is a Power greater than oatmeal -and yourself- that can restore you to sanity. Step 3: Make a decision to turn your will and your life over to the care of the Power greater than oatmeal. Step 4: Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of how you've completely and totally fucked up your life with oatmeal. Step 5: Admit to the Power higher than outmeal, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of your wrongs. Step 6: Were entirely ready to have God remove all of our oatmeal. Step 7: Humbly ask Him to remove our oatmeal-fueled shortcomings. Step 8: Made a list of all persons we had harmed w/ our oatmeal (oh baby!) and became willing to make amends to them all Step 9. Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. Step 10: Continued to take personal inventory, and when we ate oatmeal, promptly admitted it. Step 11: Seek through prayer and meditation to improve your conscious contact with God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out--without oatmeal, that is. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #21 May 19, 2006 QuoteQuote.... to oatmeal! ... Are there 12 step programs to cure this? Step 1 - Just once, get rid of the strawberries, almonds, and walnuts and spruce it up with lutefisk, kimchee, and cherry-flavored cough syrup. Program complete. Blues, Dave Just reading that made my stomach flip, I even had to put my Frosty down for a few seconds - EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #22 May 19, 2006 QuoteQuote.... to oatmeal! ... Are there 12 step programs to cure this? Step 1 - Just once, get rid of the strawberries, almonds, and walnuts and spruce it up with lutefisk, kimchee, and cherry-flavored cough syrup. Program complete. Blues, Dave Damn, that is fucking evil just *thinking* of that!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #23 May 19, 2006 QuoteQuote Step 2: Come to believe there is a Power greater than oatmeal -and yourself- that can restore you to sanity. Step 3: Make a decision to turn your will and your life over to the care of the Power greater than oatmeal. Step 4: Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of how you've completely and totally fucked up your life with oatmeal. Step 5: Admit to the Power higher than outmeal, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of your wrongs. Step 6: Were entirely ready to have God remove all of our oatmeal. Step 7: Humbly ask Him to remove our oatmeal-fueled shortcomings. Step 8: Made a list of all persons we had harmed w/ our oatmeal (oh baby!) and became willing to make amends to them all Step 9. Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. Step 10: Continued to take personal inventory, and when we ate oatmeal, promptly admitted it. Step 11: Seek through prayer and meditation to improve your conscious contact with God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out--without oatmeal, that is. Walt Step 12: Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other oat-addicts, and to practice these principles in all our non-oat-eating-affairs I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #24 May 19, 2006 krisan, were hear four ewe. Oui luv u. Plez stop killin yerself wif this evul olatmeal. Sing it with me everyone! "One day at a time, Sweet Jesus" I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #25 May 19, 2006 So you're saying you want me to cook you and Beth breakfast one morning in LP? Hey, I was just trying to help! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
