Scoop 0 #26 June 21, 2006 You know, I'v never seen that but something cool about eating fish & chip son the beach. You always get fucking sand in it and you can feel it crack in your teeth. Lovely! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #27 June 21, 2006 Not foregtting the friendly rivalry between North & South. Which makes me think. For a realtively small place we don't half have some range in accents. Crazy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #28 June 21, 2006 Southern shandy drinking fairy 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #29 June 21, 2006 You are northern compared to me mate you fucking northern monkey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #30 June 21, 2006 http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~sofashark/Fark/TFark2111766.jpg Thought you might get a laugh out of this.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #31 June 21, 2006 Quote every village has a cricket green, a church and a tea and cake shop, Now if only some of them had dentists... Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #32 June 21, 2006 Hahaha, very funny He'll never be King Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #33 June 21, 2006 Technically im no monkey, thats way up yorkshire end where they cant complete sentances "Right off down pub, back 10 want dinner bed" Im just a southern fairy, but i think is kip the shandy drinker tag 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #34 June 21, 2006 QuoteNow if only some of them had dentists Ahh, trying to bait us with that ol' chestnut. Did I mention obesity? No.. woooooops Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #35 June 21, 2006 I knew someone was gonna throw it into the pot! I'll have you know i have a nice gob of teeth 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #36 June 21, 2006 Quote I knew someone was gonna throw it into the pot! I'll have you know i have a nice gob of teeth Yes he does...Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #37 June 21, 2006 Yea! How do you like them apples! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #38 June 21, 2006 QuoteDid I mention obesity? No.. woooooops Well of course not... getting fat requires serviceable choppers! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #39 June 21, 2006 Mine are fine! Cheeky fucker! This is one of those stereotypes that I have genuinely no idea of its origin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #40 June 21, 2006 If you worked with some of the guys i do you'd know I work with one guy and when he talks you can see his teeth are so loose they blow in the wind 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #41 June 21, 2006 Hahahaha, thats so wrong. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #42 June 21, 2006 "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steelyeye 0 #43 June 21, 2006 Had to chime in as a "colonial" who spent six months in England with the Royal Navy and absolutely fell in love with you limeys and your wonderful country: Great things: - The local Devon village pub culture - Jubilee chicken sandwiches - Public transportation - The incredible density of history - The Royal Navy - Cider!!! - Mushy peas! - Curry!!!!! - "Just a minute"! - BBC Radio - Quirky cars (Triumph, Jag, MG) - Cricket (took a few pints and a very patient mentor to explain the finer points) - Rugby - Proper tea - Devon clotted cream Things I just did not understand: - The appeal of "The Archers" - Anyone from Belfast - Soccer - I have honestly tried, even with beer, fish and chips, but still a bloody boring game My favorite game while in one of the village pubs was to bring up that I was going from Plymouth to Portsmouth that weekend and watch the locals fight over the best way to get there! Bill Bryson's book was spot on! Cheers, Aye! "Better a has-been than a never-was. Better a never-was than a never-tried-to-be..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #44 June 21, 2006 QuoteMy favorite game while in one of the village pubs was to bring up that I was going from Plymouth to Portsmouth that weekend and watch the locals fight over the best way to get there! Even i would pay money to see that Also if you can visit portsmouth and still like England then your alright, Portsmouth is a dump!1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #45 June 21, 2006 QuoteThis is one of those stereotypes that I have genuinely no idea of its origin. Example attached. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #46 June 21, 2006 They're from Portsmouth1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #47 June 21, 2006 You know that picture is so old Jesus pulled that one out at the last supper in some amusing gag. He was the life and soul of the party just like you are now Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #48 June 21, 2006 QuoteYou know that picture is so old Jesus pulled that one out at the last supper in some amusing gag. He was the life and soul of the party just like you are now There's another connection. Dave was actually AT the last supper. The Davinci Code got it worng. Its not St Peter who is giving the cutting throat sign, its Dave. Yes, he is THAT old.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #49 June 21, 2006 A thread about the British life got your French ass all hot & bothered, eh? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #50 June 21, 2006 QuoteA thread about the British life got your French ass all hot & bothered, eh? You know how those frogs hate not being the center of attention "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
