Girls are evil

[Skyrad 0]

Proof that girls are evil

First we state that girls require time and money.

Girls = Time x Money

As we all know, time is money.

Time = Money

Therefore

Girls = Money x Money =(Money)2

And because ‘money is the root of all evil’

Money = /Evil

(where/ = square root) Therefore


Girls = (/Evil)2

And so we are forced to conclude

Girls = Evil


*Quickly runs back to SC*

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[kbordson 8]

"Francisco's Women Speech"
by Ayn Rand (with some modifications)
The following is a modified excerpt from Atlas Shrugged, © Copyright, 1957,

"So you think that women are the root of all evil?" said Skyrad. "Have you ever asked what is the root of women? Women are reasons for exchange, which can't exist unless there are goods produced and men able to produce them. Women are the material shape of the principle that men who wish to deal with one another must deal by trade and give value for value. Women are not the tools of the moochers, who claim your product by tears, or of the looters, who take it from you by force. Women are made possible only by the men who produce. Is this what you consider evil?

"When you accept women in payment for your effort, you do so only on the conviction that you will exchange it for the product of the effort of others. It is not the moochers or the looters who give value to women. Not an ocean of tears not all the guns in the world can transform those pieces peices of bread into the sammwiches you will need to survive tomorrow. Those pieces of bread, which should have been wonder, are a token of honor--your claim upon the energy of the men who produce. Your wallet is your statement of hope that somewhere in the world around you there are men who will not default on that moral principle which is the root of women, Is this what you consider evil?

"To trade by means of women is the code of the men of good will. Women rest on the axiom that every man is the owner of his mind and his effort. Women allows no power to prescribe the value of your effort except the voluntary choice of the man who is willing to trade you his effort in return. Women permit you to obtain for your goods and your labor that which they are worth to the men who buy them, but no more. Women permit no deals except those to mutual benefit by the unforced judgment of the traders. Women demands of you the recognition that men must work for their benefit, not for their own injury, for their gain, not their loss--the recognition that they are not beasts of burden, born to carry the weight of your misery--that you must offer them values, not wounds--that the common bond among men is not the exchange of suffering, but the exchange of goods. Women demands that you sell, not your weakness to men's stupidity, but your talent to their reason; it demands that you buy, not the shoddiest they offer, but the best that your women can find. And when men live by trade--with reason, not force, as their final arbiter--it is the best product that wins, the best performance, the man of best judgment and highest ability--and the degree of a man's productiveness is the degree of his reward. This is the code of existence whose tool and symbol is women. Is this what you consider evil?

"But women are only a tool. They will take you wherever you wish, but will not replace you as the driver. They will give you the means for the satisfaction of your desires, but will not provide you with desires. Women are the scourges of the men who attempt to reverse the law of causality--the men who seek to replace the mind by seizing the products of the mind.

"Only the man who does not need it is fit to inherit a harem--the man who would make his own fortune no matter where he started. If an heir is equal to his women, it serves him; if not, it destroys him. But you look on and you cry that women corrupted him. Did they? Or did he corrupt his women? Do not envy a cad; his women are not yours and you would have done no better with them. Do not think that they should have been distributed among you; loading the world with fifty parasites instead of one, would not bring back the dead virtue which was the love. Women are a living power that dies without its root. Women will not serve the mind that cannot match it. Is this the reason why you call it evil?

"Women are your means of survival. The verdict you pronounce upon the source of your livelihood is the verdict you pronounce upon your life. If the source is corrupt, you have damned your own existence. Did you get your women by fraud? By pandering to men's vices or men's stupidity? By catering to fools, in the hope of getting more than your ability deserves? By lowering your standards? By doing work you despise for purchasers you scorn? If so, then your women will not give you a moment's or a penny's worth of joy. Then all the things you buy will become, not a tribute to you, but a reproach; not an achievement, but a reminder of shame. Then you'll scream that women are evil. Evil, because it would not pinch-hit for your self-respect? Evil, because it would not let you enjoy your depravity? Is this the root of your hatred of women?

"Women will always remain an effect and refuse to replace you as the cause. Women are the product of virtue, but it will not give you virtue and it will not redeem your vices. Women will not give you the unearned, neither in matter nor in spirit. Is this the root of your hatred of women?

"Or did you say it's the love of women that's the root of all evil? To love a thing is to know and love its nature. To love women is to know and love the fact that women is the creation of the best power within you, and your passkey to trade your effort for the effort of the best among men. It's the person who would sell his soul for a nickel, who is loudest in proclaiming his hatred of women--and he has good reason to hate it. The lovers of women are willing to work for it. They know they are able to deserve it.

"Let me give you a tip on a clue to men's characters: the man who damns women has obtained it dishonorably; the man who respects it has earned it.

"Run for your life from any man who tells you that women is evil. That sentence is the leper's bell of an approaching looter. So long as men live together on earth and need means to deal with one another--their only substitute, if they abandon women, is the muzzle of a gun.

"But women demands of you the highest virtues, if you wish to make it or to keep it. Men who have no courage, pride or self-esteem, men who have no moral sense of their right to their women and are not willing to defend it as they defend their life, men who apologize for being rich--will not remain rich for long. They are the natural bait for the swarms of looters that stay under rocks for centuries, but come crawling out at the first smell of a man who begs to be forgiven for the guilt of owning wealth. They will hasten to relieve him of the guilt--and of his life, as he deserves.

"Do you wish to know whether that day is coming? Watch women. Women are the barometers of a society's virtue. When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion--when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing--when you see that women is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors--when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you--when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice--you may know that your society is doomed. Women are so noble a medium that is does not compete with guns and it does not make terms with brutality. It will not permit a country to survive as half-property, half-loot.

"When you have made evil the means of survival, do not expect men to remain good. Do not expect them to stay moral and lose their lives for the purpose of becoming the fodder of the immoral. Do not expect them to produce, when production is punished and looting rewarded. Do not ask, 'Who is destroying the world? You are.

"You stand in the midst of the greatest achievements of the greatest productive civilization and you wonder why it's crumbling around you, while you're damning its life-blood--women. You look upon women as the savages did before you, and you wonder why the jungle is creeping back to the edge of your cities. Throughout men's history, women was always seized by looters of one brand or another, whose names changed, but whose method remained the same: to seize wealth by force and to keep the producers bound, demeaned, defamed, deprived of honor. That phrase about the evil of women, which you mouth with such righteous recklessness, comes from a time when wealth was produced by the labor of slaves--slaves who repeated the motions once discovered by somebody's mind and left unimproved for centuries. So long as production was ruled by force, and wealth was obtained by conquest, there was little to conquer, Yet through all the centuries of stagnation and starvation, men exalted the looters, as aristocrats of the sword, as aristocrats of birth, as aristocrats of the bureau, and despised the producers, as slaves, as traders, as shopkeepers--as industrialists.

"To the glory of mankind, there was, for the first and only time in history, a country of women--and I have no higher, more reverent tribute to pay to America, for this means: a country of reason, justice, freedom, production, achievement. For the first time, man's mind and women were set free, and there were no fortunes-by-conquest, but only fortunes-by-work, and instead of swordsmen and slaves, there appeared the real maker of wealth, the greatest worker, the highest type of human being--the self-made man--the American industrialist.
"Until and unless you discover that women is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When women ceases to be the tool by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of men. Blood, whips and guns--or women. Take your choice--there is no other--and your time is running out."

The above is a very modified excerpt from Atlas Shrugged, © Copyright, 1957, by Ayn Rand

[Vertifly 0]

That is brilliant. ²

[OrangeJumper 0]

Ring Ring Ring...Skyrad runs to the phone....Hello? Yes, is this Mr. Skyrad? why yes it is, can I help you? Yeah, this is the 80's, we would like our joke back

The Original Cabana Boy!

[swedishcelt 0]

Bwahhaahhaaa!!!

[StreetScooby 5]

LOL!!

We are all engines of karma

[Skyrad 0]

Don't know about Ayn Rand, that sounds like my ex wife!

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[Samurai136 0]

Provided access to a time machine I know some people would go back and prevent Hitler and WW2. Myself, I would edit Ayn Rand out of existence...

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Women are the material shape of the principle that men who wish to deal with one another must deal by trade and give value for value.

So - Again - proving that women = money.

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Quote

"Francisco's Women Speech"
by Ayn Rand (with some modifications)
The following is a modified excerpt from Atlas Shrugged, © Copyright, 1957,

"So you think that women are the root of all evil?" said Skyrad. "Have you ever asked what is the root of women? Women are reasons for exchange, which can't exist unless there are goods produced and men able to produce them. Women are the material shape of the principle that men who wish to deal with one another must deal by trade and give value for value. Women are not the tools of the moochers, who claim your product by tears, or of the looters, who take it from you by force. Women are made possible only by the men who produce. Is this what you consider evil?

"When you accept women in payment for your effort, you do so only on the conviction that you will exchange it for the product of the effort of others. It is not the moochers or the looters who give value to women. Not an ocean of tears not all the guns in the world can transform those pieces peices of bread into the sammwiches you will need to survive tomorrow. Those pieces of bread, which should have been wonder, are a token of honor--your claim upon the energy of the men who produce. Your wallet is your statement of hope that somewhere in the world around you there are men who will not default on that moral principle which is the root of women, Is this what you consider evil?

"To trade by means of women is the code of the men of good will. Women rest on the axiom that every man is the owner of his mind and his effort. Women allows no power to prescribe the value of your effort except the voluntary choice of the man who is willing to trade you his effort in return. Women permit you to obtain for your goods and your labor that which they are worth to the men who buy them, but no more. Women permit no deals except those to mutual benefit by the unforced judgment of the traders. Women demands of you the recognition that men must work for their benefit, not for their own injury, for their gain, not their loss--the recognition that they are not beasts of burden, born to carry the weight of your misery--that you must offer them values, not wounds--that the common bond among men is not the exchange of suffering, but the exchange of goods. Women demands that you sell, not your weakness to men's stupidity, but your talent to their reason; it demands that you buy, not the shoddiest they offer, but the best that your women can find. And when men live by trade--with reason, not force, as their final arbiter--it is the best product that wins, the best performance, the man of best judgment and highest ability--and the degree of a man's productiveness is the degree of his reward. This is the code of existence whose tool and symbol is women. Is this what you consider evil?

"But women are only a tool. They will take you wherever you wish, but will not replace you as the driver. They will give you the means for the satisfaction of your desires, but will not provide you with desires. Women are the scourges of the men who attempt to reverse the law of causality--the men who seek to replace the mind by seizing the products of the mind.

"Only the man who does not need it is fit to inherit a harem--the man who would make his own fortune no matter where he started. If an heir is equal to his women, it serves him; if not, it destroys him. But you look on and you cry that women corrupted him. Did they? Or did he corrupt his women? Do not envy a cad; his women are not yours and you would have done no better with them. Do not think that they should have been distributed among you; loading the world with fifty parasites instead of one, would not bring back the dead virtue which was the love. Women are a living power that dies without its root. Women will not serve the mind that cannot match it. Is this the reason why you call it evil?

"Women are your means of survival. The verdict you pronounce upon the source of your livelihood is the verdict you pronounce upon your life. If the source is corrupt, you have damned your own existence. Did you get your women by fraud? By pandering to men's vices or men's stupidity? By catering to fools, in the hope of getting more than your ability deserves? By lowering your standards? By doing work you despise for purchasers you scorn? If so, then your women will not give you a moment's or a penny's worth of joy. Then all the things you buy will become, not a tribute to you, but a reproach; not an achievement, but a reminder of shame. Then you'll scream that women are evil. Evil, because it would not pinch-hit for your self-respect? Evil, because it would not let you enjoy your depravity? Is this the root of your hatred of women?

"Women will always remain an effect and refuse to replace you as the cause. Women are the product of virtue, but it will not give you virtue and it will not redeem your vices. Women will not give you the unearned, neither in matter nor in spirit. Is this the root of your hatred of women?

"Or did you say it's the love of women that's the root of all evil? To love a thing is to know and love its nature. To love women is to know and love the fact that women is the creation of the best power within you, and your passkey to trade your effort for the effort of the best among men. It's the person who would sell his soul for a nickel, who is loudest in proclaiming his hatred of women--and he has good reason to hate it. The lovers of women are willing to work for it. They know they are able to deserve it.

"Let me give you a tip on a clue to men's characters: the man who damns women has obtained it dishonorably; the man who respects it has earned it.

"Run for your life from any man who tells you that women is evil. That sentence is the leper's bell of an approaching looter. So long as men live together on earth and need means to deal with one another--their only substitute, if they abandon women, is the muzzle of a gun.

"But women demands of you the highest virtues, if you wish to make it or to keep it. Men who have no courage, pride or self-esteem, men who have no moral sense of their right to their women and are not willing to defend it as they defend their life, men who apologize for being rich--will not remain rich for long. They are the natural bait for the swarms of looters that stay under rocks for centuries, but come crawling out at the first smell of a man who begs to be forgiven for the guilt of owning wealth. They will hasten to relieve him of the guilt--and of his life, as he deserves.

"Do you wish to know whether that day is coming? Watch women. Women are the barometers of a society's virtue. When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion--when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing--when you see that women is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors--when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you--when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice--you may know that your society is doomed. Women are so noble a medium that is does not compete with guns and it does not make terms with brutality. It will not permit a country to survive as half-property, half-loot.

"When you have made evil the means of survival, do not expect men to remain good. Do not expect them to stay moral and lose their lives for the purpose of becoming the fodder of the immoral. Do not expect them to produce, when production is punished and looting rewarded. Do not ask, 'Who is destroying the world? You are.

"You stand in the midst of the greatest achievements of the greatest productive civilization and you wonder why it's crumbling around you, while you're damning its life-blood--women. You look upon women as the savages did before you, and you wonder why the jungle is creeping back to the edge of your cities. Throughout men's history, women was always seized by looters of one brand or another, whose names changed, but whose method remained the same: to seize wealth by force and to keep the producers bound, demeaned, defamed, deprived of honor. That phrase about the evil of women, which you mouth with such righteous recklessness, comes from a time when wealth was produced by the labor of slaves--slaves who repeated the motions once discovered by somebody's mind and left unimproved for centuries. So long as production was ruled by force, and wealth was obtained by conquest, there was little to conquer, Yet through all the centuries of stagnation and starvation, men exalted the looters, as aristocrats of the sword, as aristocrats of birth, as aristocrats of the bureau, and despised the producers, as slaves, as traders, as shopkeepers--as industrialists.

"To the glory of mankind, there was, for the first and only time in history, a country of women--and I have no higher, more reverent tribute to pay to America, for this means: a country of reason, justice, freedom, production, achievement. For the first time, man's mind and women were set free, and there were no fortunes-by-conquest, but only fortunes-by-work, and instead of swordsmen and slaves, there appeared the real maker of wealth, the greatest worker, the highest type of human being--the self-made man--the American industrialist.
"Until and unless you discover that women is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When women ceases to be the tool by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of men. Blood, whips and guns--or women. Take your choice--there is no other--and your time is running out."

The above is a very modified excerpt from Atlas Shrugged, © Copyright, 1957, by Ayn Rand

You really didn't really expect us to read this, did ya?? Anyway, Ayn Rand was a rabid psycho.

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