jtval 0 #1 July 7, 2006 ...before you sue me http://www.courttv.com/news/2006/0112/chatroom_suit_ctv.html funny how those old people still act like childrenMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #2 July 7, 2006 You wouldn't do that....under oath we gotta tell the "Truth....the WHOLE truth and nuttin but! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #3 July 7, 2006 I say we all sue each other just to fuck with the court systemMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #4 July 7, 2006 Dude needs to take a closer peak up at the top right hand side of his screen. There's a little button there that says "logout." Learn it, use it, love it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 July 7, 2006 QuoteDude needs to take a closer peak up at the top right hand side of his screen. There's a little button there that says "logout." Learn it, use it, love it. it reminds me of the jerky boys. Sol Rosenberg voice "and he hurt me" Cop"hurt you how" SR "he said mean things to me" Cops" so he hurt your feelings? SR "he said very Hoitful(hurtful) things to me and I fell down the stairs and my shoes came off"My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #6 July 7, 2006 Anyone with $100 and wants a consult, pm me. Anyone with 20 grand and got sued, pm me. Anyone wants to sue jt, I'll give you a freebie Edited to add: I need a CYA!! "The aforementioned is not an advertisement or solicitation of the public or an offer for legal services for pecuniary gain, as provided by CA Rules of Professional Conduct Rule 1-400(A)(3) and (B)(1), and was intended for parody purposes only. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #7 July 7, 2006 QuoteAnyone with $100 and wants a consult, pm me. Anyone with 20 grand and got sued, pm me. Anyone wants to sue jt, I'll give you a freebie well thats just harassment. im suing youMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #8 July 7, 2006 Where? Come on, JT, it's like like I accused you of being a freak. It's not like I yelled out, "JT HAS THREE NIPPLES" or something. Something like that WOULD be a sicko suggestion... Unless it is true. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #9 July 7, 2006 i don't know where. maybe I can hire you. will you sue yourself? (another paraphrased jerkyboys reference)My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #10 July 7, 2006 ...I don't have time for court...the check is in the mail. ...and that's the biggest lie ever told, wanna know the second biggest? So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #11 July 7, 2006 I got a picture of your house...so sue me!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #12 July 7, 2006 you;ve been the one looking in my window? Whew. I thought they were aliensMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #13 July 7, 2006 Quoteyou;ve been the one looking in my window? Whew. I thought they were aliens *** That's not right...SUE! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #14 July 7, 2006 I think that's some kind of bigotry right there. Definately a sue-able offense. Where's Lawrocket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #15 July 7, 2006 Quote...and that's the biggest lie ever told, wanna know the second biggest? I'll bite...what is it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #16 July 7, 2006 No....I won't cum in your mouth. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #17 July 7, 2006 I like the part... "He just came in slamming on me, saying all kinds of derogatory crap: that I was a fat, bald, broke old man who sits around in a rusted wheelchair," said Charpentier, who has a chronic back injury. "I don't even own a wheelchair." Do you see what's so funny about this statement? No? So sue me.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #18 July 7, 2006 Sue me....well, for that matter, you can: Linda me, Lisa me, Gail me, you get my drift, eh? just don't Fuck me. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #19 July 7, 2006 Jt I saw your butt pressed up against a glass window once (unsolicited) and while I was eating a meal. I was tragically scared for life! I am suing you. Oh wait! I think I may need more evidence! The photo in my possession may not be admissible in court Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #20 July 7, 2006 You're gonna sue broke skydivers???............good luck with that."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #21 July 7, 2006 QuoteYou're gonna sue broke skydivers???............good luck with that. Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #22 July 7, 2006 QuoteI like the part... "He just came in slamming on me, saying all kinds of derogatory crap: that I was a fat, bald, broke old man who sits around in a rusted wheelchair," said Charpentier, who has a chronic back injury. "I don't even own a wheelchair." Do you see what's so funny about this statement? No? So sue me. I caught that, too. It's a tacit admission that he's a fat, bald and broke old man who sits around. Something else is "rusty." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #23 July 7, 2006 QuoteJt I saw your butt pressed up against a glass window once (unsolicited) and while I was eating a meal. I was tragically scared for life! I am suing you. Oh wait! I think I may need more evidence! The photo in my possession may not be admissible in court you got the wrong ass. it wasn't my butt pressed against the window. where's scott? I'm suing him, tooMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites