leroydb 0 #1 August 11, 2006 I have a story... OMG the worst farts EEVVVVVER are from women. I was in this army school and this one girl who was from someplace in africa had the NASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTist farts ever the silent, but I am gona clear out half a small building deadly types. serious as a heart attaclk... you would never hear them and she would say sorry and instanly leave the room... 15-25 sec later it would sneakup and chokeslam you. Yes that one was smelt 5! rooms down and clear a huge computer lab and most of the 5 rooms away.... Lets hear your nasty Guy or girl fart stories!!!Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #2 August 11, 2006 I think chick farts smell worse because they hold them in to the last minute and they get more time to incubate. By the time they reach the atmosphere, the air is stail an really bad. Although, nothing beats my haday period of taking egg-protein-suppliment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #3 August 11, 2006 everyone knows girls don't fart. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #4 August 11, 2006 then somthing was dead inside that girl....Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #5 August 11, 2006 I wont name names, but dayum! Her ass is rancid. Maybe she'll chime in and claim em. She normally does on the plane. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevlarsxs 0 #6 August 11, 2006 yup, i agree women have the nastiest, then blame it on the cat or dog. "GIVE 'EM THE AXE" - LIZZY Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #7 August 11, 2006 pregnant women = the worst EVER!Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #8 August 12, 2006 Women do. Beer, pizza and steak don't cause nasty farts. Salads, fruit and various nuts and twigs do. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EDYDO 0 #9 August 12, 2006 LeRoy. I am getting worried about you. Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #10 August 12, 2006 that Le Roy, Sir... lol hey are you gona be at raeford tomorrow?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EDYDO 0 #11 August 12, 2006 Tomorrow is Coastal Carolina and a beach jump for me. Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #12 August 12, 2006 jumping a beach or landing on a beach? lol Have a good one and get some video for meLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
