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Which DZ.commer would you like to have as a pet??

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I saw this video once of a girl having sex with her pet german shephard.

The girl was actually hot. I was actually jealous of a dog after seeing that. Well, jealous of that and his ability to lick himself. [:/]
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I saw this video once of a girl having sex with her pet german shephard.

The girl was actually hot. I was actually jealous of a dog after seeing that. Well, jealous of that and his ability to lick himself. [:/]


Who was using video? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr>:(


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Gotta run, there is a squirrel in my yard and my human is coming back into the house!

Woof!

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Where do you think they get the material for nip/tuck.

I can't believe nobody wants me as a pet. I'm a good kitty! :(



You're more of a companion than a pet. I'm guessing subservience isn't your thing. :P
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Where do you think they get the material for nip/tuck.

I can't believe nobody wants me as a pet. I'm a good kitty! :(



What's one more kitty in my house? As long as you don't mind the competition! :D
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Don't feel bad. Nobody likes a JACKASS either. I'll let you ride me though, as long as you gently scratch my long ears.

:P

I'm not sure I like where you're going with that. You'll have to be an outside pet.:ph34r:
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I can't believe nobody wants me as a pet. I'm a good kitty!



I'll take you as a pet! We're gonna have to work on some of your bad habits though...

1) no more peeing on the carpet.
2) if you must stick your nose in my crotch, do more than just sniff.
3) don't scatter your toys all over the house.

J
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2) if you must stick your nose in my crotch, do more than just sniff.



Thanks a lot! Just sprayed Mountain Dew on my monitor!

:D:D
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I said I was a good kitty! I dont even shed! :D

..and I've never seen a cat sniff a crotch.. thats a dog thing..



Yeah, maybe so. But some cats will pounce on the crotch of a sleeping man in bed if it so much as moves an inch under the covers... :S:S B|B|
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Upon serious consideration, I think I'd like Geno and Jeiber to be my pet giraffes.

Geno Giraffe and Jeffy Jiraffe! :D



Screw the giraffes, I want an elephant!!:ph34r::D:D

How 'bout a Shrek instead.;)
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