skyesspot 0 #1 October 24, 2006 A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you" She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that - 1) you have to be single and 2) you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.Life is too short. Don't sweat the small stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #2 October 24, 2006 Holy shit.. Skye is posting...Its been like 3 months Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyesspot 0 #3 October 24, 2006 LOL I'm still around. Life is too short. Don't sweat the small stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #4 October 24, 2006 Very funny! We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #5 October 24, 2006 QuoteHoly shit.. Skye is posting...Its been like 3 monthsDecades I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,053 #6 October 24, 2006 Guy & a girl are up in lover's lane. After they get done, the girl turns to the guy and says, "I guess I should have told you I'm really a hooker and that'll be $25.00." So,the guy is a little dismayed, but pays her. He's sitting there for awhile smoking a cigarette and relaxing and the girl says, "Well, aren't you going to take me back to town?" The guy says, "Well, I should have told you I'm really a taxi driver and a ride back to town is $25.00."Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
