Muenkel 0 #1 April 4, 2002 THE MALE STAGES OF LIFEAGE DRINK17 beer25 vodka35 scotch48 double scotch66 cod liver oilAGE SEDUCTION LINE17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.35 My fiancée is away for the weekend.48 My wife is away for the weekend.66 My wife is dead.AGE FAVOURITE SPORT17 sex25 sex35 sex48 channel surfing66 nappingAGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE17 "tongue"25 "breakfast"35 "She didn't set back my therapy."48 "I didn't have to meet her kids."66 "Got home alive."AGE FAVOURITE FANTASY17 a winning goal after the whistle25 sex in an aeroplane35 ménage a trois48 taking over the company66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slaveAGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?17 2525 3535 4848 6666 17AGE IDEAL DATE17 Triple horror special feature at a drive-in25 "Split the bill before we go back to my place"35 "Just come over."48 "Just come over and cook."66 Sex in the company jet on the way to Las Vegas.***********************************************************************THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFEAGE DRINK17 Wine Coolers25 White wine35 Red wine48 Dom Perignon66 Shot of Jack Daniels with a Napkin chaserAGE EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES17 Need to wash my hair25 Need to wash and condition my hair35 Need to colour my hair48 Need to have Stefan colour my hair66 Need to have Stefan colour my wigAGE FAVOURITE SPORT17 shopping25 shopping35 shopping48 shopping66 shoppingAGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE17 "McDonalds"25 "Free meal"35 "A diamond"48 "A bigger diamond"66 "Home Alone"AGE FAVOURITE FANTASY17 tall, dark and handsome25 tall, dark and handsome with money35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain48 a man with hair66 a manAGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED17 1725 2535 3548 4866 66AGE IDEAL DATE17 He offers to pay25 He pays35 He cooks breakfast the next morning48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids66 He can chew breakfastSkydivers...they're just plain cool!Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #2 April 4, 2002 Every day above ground is a good day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #3 April 4, 2002 ROFLMFAO When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #4 April 4, 2002 I found it pretty funny, except that 66 year old man fantasy.. am I that old??????RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMarshMan1 0 #5 April 4, 2002 LOL....so true, so true...."If I could be like that, I would give anything, just to live one day, in those shoes..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #6 April 4, 2002 The Stages of Sex In Marriage: First Year - Tri-WeeklyYears Two - Ten - Try WeeklyAfter Ten Years - Try, Weakly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magistr8 0 #7 April 4, 2002 LOLInfant men> Potty training so you don't need diapersOld Men> Potty training so you don't need diapersWho ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this.Peter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beezyshaw 0 #8 November 22, 2006 Speaking of the stages of life... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites