12 Hours to Freedom

[SmilingPhoenix 0]

Wow, the day is almost here. Twelve hours from now I will be at the Harris County family court getting my divorce finalized. Of course, this will be followed by WAY too much drinking tomorrow night to celebrate the new era in my life.

How would/did you commemorate your D-Day?

Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

[skydemon2 0]

Hi, How you doin....

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

[ExAFO 0]

Never been married, but how's this for a suggestion:

A line of coke off a model's ass, then vigorous monkey sex w/her?

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

[SmilingPhoenix 0]

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Never been married, but how's this for a suggestion:

A line of coke off a model's ass, then vigorous monkey sex w/her?

Fine, but can there be a guy there too? I'm not opposed to monkey sex with a woman, but as a woman myself, I'm thinking I might want a bone.

Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

[ExAFO 0]

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Never been married, but how's this for a suggestion:

A line of coke off a model's ass, then vigorous monkey sex w/HIM?

Fine, but can there be a guy there too? I'm not opposed to monkey sex with a woman, but as a woman myself, I'm thinking I might want a bone.

Oops... "HIM." "With HIM"

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

[JENNR8R 0]

How ...did you commemorate your D-Day?

[SmilingPhoenix 0]

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How ...did you commemorate your D-Day?

I went home and made dinner for the kids.

[Thanatos340 1]

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I'm not opposed to monkey sex with a woman, but as a woman myself, I'm thinking I might want a bone.

Its YOUR Day. Why not have atleast one of each!! Preferably at the same time,

[ExAFO 0]

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Wow, the day is almost here. Twelve hours from now I will be at the Harris County family court getting my divorce finalized. Of course, this will be followed by WAY too much drinking tomorrow night to celebrate the new era in my life.

How would/did you commemorate your D-Day?

Overall, I'd recommend something that ends up with you having an orgasm.

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

[adventurechick 0]

Go jump!!!

PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860
SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233

[SmilingPhoenix 0]

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Go jump!!!

I hear a theme... sex and a jump!

Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

[floridadiver81 0]

Get nekkid...jump out of a plane...then proceed to get excedingly obliterated

"Age has absolutely nothing to do with knowledge, learning, respect, attitude, or personality." -yardhippie
"Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye

[skydivermom 0]

Come to Salado this weekend and celebrate my 100th with me!

Mrs. WaltAppel

All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28

[Lindercles 0]

Better yet, come to Salado this weekend, drink LisaH's beer, and celebrate Kathleens 100th with me.

[SmilingPhoenix 0]

Hmmmm, I have Lindercles, Kathleen and LisaH all recommending a trip to Salado... ok, so now I have 3 hot women, where are the men?

Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

[Lindercles 0]

Burn!

[floridadiver81 0]

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Hmmmm, I have Lindercles, Kathleen and LisaH all recommending a trip to Salado... ok, so now I have 3 hot women, where are the men?

Damn me for beign taken...ugh!

"Age has absolutely nothing to do with knowledge, learning, respect, attitude, or personality." -yardhippie
"Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye

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Burn!

Boys are all talk until some hot chicks are actually going to be present and not just behind a keyboard...

Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

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Burn!

Boys are all talk until some hot chicks are actually going to be present and not just behind a keyboard...

Sounds like women can be all talk to....when behind a computer

"Age has absolutely nothing to do with knowledge, learning, respect, attitude, or personality." -yardhippie
"Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye

[SmilingPhoenix 0]

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Burn!

Boys are all talk until some hot chicks are actually going to be present and not just behind a keyboard...

Sounds like women can be all talk to....when behind a computer

Moi?

Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

[floridadiver81 0]

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Burn!

Boys are all talk until some hot chicks are actually going to be present and not just behind a keyboard...

Sounds like women can be all talk to....when behind a computer

Moi?

i think the halo is about to fall off....could be the horns in the way

"Age has absolutely nothing to do with knowledge, learning, respect, attitude, or personality." -yardhippie
"Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye

[wmw999 2,174]

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Overall, I'd recommend something that ends up with you having an orgasm.

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Poop.

Yes, I know it's your sigline, but it's hard not to read it that way...

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[cocheese 0]

Why did you get married in the first place? And why the divorce? I'm single and want to learn more.