Crooked Law Firm/Business names

[JSBIRD 1]

I laughed when I read the earlier post with the crooked lawyer names on a flyer advertising...
Shakem, Down & Bolt.

My other favorite was always...Duey, Cheetum & Howe.

Anyone have any others, real or imagined?

359

"Now I've settled down,
in a quiet little town,
and forgot about everything"

[lawrocket 3]

Here are some guys I've gone against. They are a defense firm. Yes, the name of the firm really is, Low, Ball & Lynch. Good guys, though. They're actually the firm that would defend McDonald's, etc., from those types of suits in skymama's post.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[JSBIRD 1]

I forgot about that famous Skydiving /BASE Law firm...Stack, Packum & Hummit.

359

"Now I've settled down,
in a quiet little town,
and forgot about everything"

[goofyjumper 0]

What about crooked Insurance company names? Or should I start a new thread?

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[JSBIRD 1]

I can hardly wait...

Changed the title for you.


359

"Now I've settled down,
in a quiet little town,
and forgot about everything"

[leapdog 0]

Bendum, Ober & Scewum

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[AggieDave 6]

Quote

Duey, Cheetum & Howe

A variation is "Duey, Screwem & Howe."


Lets not forget the following group, although not truely a firm together in the traditional sense:

"Bailey, Scheck, Shapiro, Kardashian, Dershowitz, and Cochran."


(Some of you might get it, some of you won't, if you don't get it google around a bit, I think its a funny reference).

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[JSBIRD 1]

I'm getting lots of funny names in PMs.
Here is one of my favorites...Bicker, Backe & Forth

Yup, sounds like lawyers.

359

"Now I've settled down,
in a quiet little town,
and forgot about everything"

[TrophyHusband 0]

there's a sign in town for "Bangor and Leavitt". i'm not sure what kind of buisiness it is though.

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[CaptainOKaos 0]

Variation :
Ben, Dover, Hoosier, Dada, and Squel

You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

[philly51 0]

"Willum, Cheatum & Howe."

"Flimflam, Shyster & Bamboozle."

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, Shouting "...holy shit...what a ride!"