Andy_Copland 0 #1 February 7, 2007 One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!"1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #2 February 7, 2007 stupidest joke ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 February 7, 2007 I thought you'd be banned after your little gay fluffer porn. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #4 February 7, 2007 QuoteI thought you'd be banned after your little gay fluffer porn. Nope. Skymama got it after only 10 or so views and 3 votes. She is fucking quick nowadays. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #5 February 7, 2007 I got in there quick and got a vote so im happy 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #6 February 7, 2007 The old bloke was on his deathbed with his three best friends around him. He had one last request: -Boys, when I am dead and buried, pour a bottle of the finest whiskey over my grave.... - Well, now, replied one, do ya mind if I run it through my kidneys first? "The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #7 February 7, 2007 QuoteQuoteI thought you'd be banned after your little gay fluffer porn. Nope. HER HOTNESS got it after only 10 or so views and 3 votes. She is fucking quick nowadays. Fixed -I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
superstes 0 #8 February 7, 2007 An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman and a Rabbi walked into a pub, and the barman said "is this some sort of a joke. H Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #9 February 7, 2007 It's gone? I never did learn what "fluffer" was... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #10 February 7, 2007 QuoteIt's gone? I never did learn what "fluffer" was... Like you didn't know . . . I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
