460 0 #1 February 13, 2007 "Like any red-blooded, masculine man of the male gender, I love PVC weaponry. You should too. If the concept of heading on down to the local Home Depot and transforming $100 worth of random pipe bits into a killing machine doesn't appeal to you, you're a goddamn pansy. Also, you're probably sane and will live significantly longer than I will. Nonetheless you disgust me, and I take comfort in the knowledge that your obituary will be nowhere near as humorous as mine. For those of you who laugh in the face of hypersonic shards of plastic puncturing your spleen, here's an intimate look at how I've kept myself busy for the past week: building a PVC flamethrower. " http://www.ritilan.com/archives/2004/07/01/07.45.02/Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #2 February 13, 2007 Now there's a portable bbq........I want one Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #3 February 13, 2007 That is fucking genius and deserves a medal. Granted, it will probably be a Darwin award, but still. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
460 0 #4 February 13, 2007 And here in the state of Texas, flamethrowers are not illegal! Seriously.Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazelos 0 #5 February 13, 2007 There is definitely Something Awful about this....He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
460 0 #6 February 13, 2007 Check this out... A child's toy turned into a flaming weapon of death! http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-699057137694538363 "Owning a little piece of history that can also be used to coat the enemy with burning jellied gasoline, well it just doesn't get any better than that!" Walt Appel, regarding flamethrowersLooks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #7 February 13, 2007 Look a baby one!!! how cute... but then you have to feed it when it grows up Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #8 February 13, 2007 That video merely shows one of the guys who claim to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's child attempting to take a leak. Remember, like, VD in the '60s? That shit don't just sting no more. Every time they cure something, it come back stronger. VD is new and improved now. They got dudes in the doctor's office with symptoms like, "Excuse me, doc, what does it mean when you go to the bathroom and fire shoot out your dick?" "Let me get this right. So you're getting a burning sensation when you urinate?" "No, fire shoot out my dick, is all. A burst of flame fly out my dick when I pee. l can't even pee in the house, I burn my house down. I gotta go outside. l was outside peeing, dude tried to mug me, l turned around and burned him up on the street. Because my dick is a blowtorch, is what I'm trying to say." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #9 February 13, 2007 As soon as I read the first line of your post, I immediately thought of that same bit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #10 February 13, 2007 Quote For those of you who laugh in the face of hypersonic shards of plastic puncturing your spleen, here's an intimate look at how I've kept myself busy for the past week: building a PVC flamethrower. " I see that you also got a haircut. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justtrouble03 0 #11 February 14, 2007 QuoteAnd here in the state of Texas, flamethrowers are not illegal! Seriously. I knew there was a reason other then weather that I missed living in TX. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrFreefall383 0 #12 February 14, 2007 That's fucking badass."If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites