SkydiveStMarys 0 #26 February 28, 2007 Lysol...disinfectant wipes!! Marvelous invention...I guess what I am saying is this...it ain't gonna get any better! Bobbi (mother of an 8yr old and 11yr old boy)A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #27 February 28, 2007 glue hillary clintons picture to the inside of the bowl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #28 February 28, 2007 Sitting down? hey that water is cold, shallow and can be contaminated. You want you labia in that water? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #29 February 28, 2007 ***he was in the freakin' bathroom, what did he think I thought he was doing in there? Quote Perhaps what he thought YOU thought he was doing in there was more macho than peeing!Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites doug925 0 #30 February 28, 2007 Quote Do you guys EVER get better at directing your stream? I spin around in a circle and yell sprinkler when I go.....I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites piisfish 135 #31 February 28, 2007 print the attachment stick on wall facing the toilets et voilà.scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivermom 0 #32 February 28, 2007 ***Most men won't even bother to lift the lid except at home where the wife will crawl up their ass if they don't. Quote Actually, I don't care if any of the guys in my family splash, as long as I don't have to clean it up.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #33 February 28, 2007 I was taught that urnals are for standing, but toilets are for sitting. Quote This isn't always a good solution either. I tried telling my sons that and all that happened was the wall in front of the toilet got sprayed. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivermom 0 #34 February 28, 2007 ***I tried telling my sons that and all that happened was the wall in front of the toilet got sprayed. QuoteSo did you paint it yellow? (it's too early for me to spell)Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #35 February 28, 2007 Tell 'em what my mom told me when I was about 7 or 8. "If, you can't aim any better than that... I'll aim it for you!" You have no idea, how good my aim suddenly got!!! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites misskriss 0 #36 February 28, 2007 http://secure.sutemigear.com/page/SG/CTGY/MITT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivermom 0 #37 February 28, 2007 ***"If, you can't aim any better than that... I'll aim it for you!" You have no idea, how good my aim suddenly got!!! Quote That's funny.....and sick all at the same time. I can't tell my son that....the psychiatrist bills would keep me from jumping.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #38 February 28, 2007 QuoteI was taught that urnals are for standing, but toilets are for sitting. Quote This isn't always a good solution either. I tried telling my sons that and all that happened was the wall in front of the toilet got sprayed. ________________________________ I'm sorry but... that was funny! What works too is telling them that THEY will clean-up the mess... not you! One or two times fo cleaning-up after themselves will result in direct hits on the 10-ring! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #39 February 28, 2007 ***I tried telling my sons that and all that happened was the wall in front of the toilet got sprayed. Quote So did you paint it yellow? Nah, I just told them to go outside after that... j/k Although, I do have a picture of one of my sons taking a whiz off of the front porch in broad daylight, in front of God and everybody. I didn't know what he was doing until the film was developed. I wondered why he had a sheepish grin on his face. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #40 February 28, 2007 Quote***"If, you can't aim any better than that... I'll aim it for you!" You have no idea, how good my aim suddenly got!!! Quote That's funny.....and sick all at the same time. I can't tell my son that....the psychiatrist bills would keep me from jumping. ____________________________________ It's not really, that traumatic. It'll sure get their attention! Back in my day, we didn't worry about shrinks. Maybe, that's part of my problem! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lastchance 0 #41 February 28, 2007 I remember a female comedian one time saying that men are not very specific. If they hit something they're happy. She also wondered why the brakes to the car were in the kitchen sink. The only food in the house was stuck to the ceiling. I can't remember her name but she was quite funny. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 0 #42 February 28, 2007 I don't like turning a light on at night cuz once I turn it back off, I run into stuff, so I always just pee by trial and error... ...just keep peeing till you hear water!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites fallinbear 0 #43 February 28, 2007 QuoteNo, I'm not talking about skydiving accuracy. I have an 8 year old and a 4 year old who seem to make it everywhere BUT the toilet. I was a little concerned when I discovered pee in the trash can one day, and assumed it was my 4-year old's doing. Anyway, my husband told me a few days later that our 8-year old had gotten up in the middle of the night and was taking a wizz in the trash can. He didn't even remember doing it (or so he says). The funny thing is, my 4-year old isn't any better at aiming when he's awake. Do you guys EVER get better at directing your stream? I'm great with my stream!! Can write my name in cursive and printing, including dotting the I!!I don't want to make all the decisions because if I screw up, then I can't blame it on you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. 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doug925 0 #30 February 28, 2007 Quote Do you guys EVER get better at directing your stream? I spin around in a circle and yell sprinkler when I go.....I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #31 February 28, 2007 print the attachment stick on wall facing the toilets et voilà.scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #32 February 28, 2007 ***Most men won't even bother to lift the lid except at home where the wife will crawl up their ass if they don't. Quote Actually, I don't care if any of the guys in my family splash, as long as I don't have to clean it up.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #33 February 28, 2007 I was taught that urnals are for standing, but toilets are for sitting. Quote This isn't always a good solution either. I tried telling my sons that and all that happened was the wall in front of the toilet got sprayed. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivermom 0 #34 February 28, 2007 ***I tried telling my sons that and all that happened was the wall in front of the toilet got sprayed. QuoteSo did you paint it yellow? (it's too early for me to spell)Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #35 February 28, 2007 Tell 'em what my mom told me when I was about 7 or 8. "If, you can't aim any better than that... I'll aim it for you!" You have no idea, how good my aim suddenly got!!! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites misskriss 0 #36 February 28, 2007 http://secure.sutemigear.com/page/SG/CTGY/MITT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivermom 0 #37 February 28, 2007 ***"If, you can't aim any better than that... I'll aim it for you!" You have no idea, how good my aim suddenly got!!! Quote That's funny.....and sick all at the same time. I can't tell my son that....the psychiatrist bills would keep me from jumping.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #38 February 28, 2007 QuoteI was taught that urnals are for standing, but toilets are for sitting. Quote This isn't always a good solution either. I tried telling my sons that and all that happened was the wall in front of the toilet got sprayed. ________________________________ I'm sorry but... that was funny! What works too is telling them that THEY will clean-up the mess... not you! One or two times fo cleaning-up after themselves will result in direct hits on the 10-ring! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #39 February 28, 2007 ***I tried telling my sons that and all that happened was the wall in front of the toilet got sprayed. Quote So did you paint it yellow? Nah, I just told them to go outside after that... j/k Although, I do have a picture of one of my sons taking a whiz off of the front porch in broad daylight, in front of God and everybody. I didn't know what he was doing until the film was developed. I wondered why he had a sheepish grin on his face. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #40 February 28, 2007 Quote***"If, you can't aim any better than that... I'll aim it for you!" You have no idea, how good my aim suddenly got!!! Quote That's funny.....and sick all at the same time. I can't tell my son that....the psychiatrist bills would keep me from jumping. ____________________________________ It's not really, that traumatic. It'll sure get their attention! Back in my day, we didn't worry about shrinks. Maybe, that's part of my problem! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lastchance 0 #41 February 28, 2007 I remember a female comedian one time saying that men are not very specific. If they hit something they're happy. She also wondered why the brakes to the car were in the kitchen sink. The only food in the house was stuck to the ceiling. I can't remember her name but she was quite funny. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 0 #42 February 28, 2007 I don't like turning a light on at night cuz once I turn it back off, I run into stuff, so I always just pee by trial and error... ...just keep peeing till you hear water!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites fallinbear 0 #43 February 28, 2007 QuoteNo, I'm not talking about skydiving accuracy. I have an 8 year old and a 4 year old who seem to make it everywhere BUT the toilet. I was a little concerned when I discovered pee in the trash can one day, and assumed it was my 4-year old's doing. Anyway, my husband told me a few days later that our 8-year old had gotten up in the middle of the night and was taking a wizz in the trash can. He didn't even remember doing it (or so he says). The funny thing is, my 4-year old isn't any better at aiming when he's awake. Do you guys EVER get better at directing your stream? I'm great with my stream!! Can write my name in cursive and printing, including dotting the I!!I don't want to make all the decisions because if I screw up, then I can't blame it on you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. 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JENNR8R 0 #33 February 28, 2007 I was taught that urnals are for standing, but toilets are for sitting. Quote This isn't always a good solution either. I tried telling my sons that and all that happened was the wall in front of the toilet got sprayed. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivermom 0 #34 February 28, 2007 ***I tried telling my sons that and all that happened was the wall in front of the toilet got sprayed. QuoteSo did you paint it yellow? (it's too early for me to spell)Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #35 February 28, 2007 Tell 'em what my mom told me when I was about 7 or 8. "If, you can't aim any better than that... I'll aim it for you!" You have no idea, how good my aim suddenly got!!! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites misskriss 0 #36 February 28, 2007 http://secure.sutemigear.com/page/SG/CTGY/MITT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivermom 0 #37 February 28, 2007 ***"If, you can't aim any better than that... I'll aim it for you!" You have no idea, how good my aim suddenly got!!! Quote That's funny.....and sick all at the same time. I can't tell my son that....the psychiatrist bills would keep me from jumping.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #38 February 28, 2007 QuoteI was taught that urnals are for standing, but toilets are for sitting. Quote This isn't always a good solution either. I tried telling my sons that and all that happened was the wall in front of the toilet got sprayed. ________________________________ I'm sorry but... that was funny! What works too is telling them that THEY will clean-up the mess... not you! One or two times fo cleaning-up after themselves will result in direct hits on the 10-ring! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #39 February 28, 2007 ***I tried telling my sons that and all that happened was the wall in front of the toilet got sprayed. Quote So did you paint it yellow? Nah, I just told them to go outside after that... j/k Although, I do have a picture of one of my sons taking a whiz off of the front porch in broad daylight, in front of God and everybody. I didn't know what he was doing until the film was developed. I wondered why he had a sheepish grin on his face. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #40 February 28, 2007 Quote***"If, you can't aim any better than that... I'll aim it for you!" You have no idea, how good my aim suddenly got!!! Quote That's funny.....and sick all at the same time. I can't tell my son that....the psychiatrist bills would keep me from jumping. ____________________________________ It's not really, that traumatic. It'll sure get their attention! Back in my day, we didn't worry about shrinks. Maybe, that's part of my problem! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lastchance 0 #41 February 28, 2007 I remember a female comedian one time saying that men are not very specific. If they hit something they're happy. She also wondered why the brakes to the car were in the kitchen sink. The only food in the house was stuck to the ceiling. I can't remember her name but she was quite funny. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 0 #42 February 28, 2007 I don't like turning a light on at night cuz once I turn it back off, I run into stuff, so I always just pee by trial and error... ...just keep peeing till you hear water!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites fallinbear 0 #43 February 28, 2007 QuoteNo, I'm not talking about skydiving accuracy. I have an 8 year old and a 4 year old who seem to make it everywhere BUT the toilet. I was a little concerned when I discovered pee in the trash can one day, and assumed it was my 4-year old's doing. Anyway, my husband told me a few days later that our 8-year old had gotten up in the middle of the night and was taking a wizz in the trash can. He didn't even remember doing it (or so he says). The funny thing is, my 4-year old isn't any better at aiming when he's awake. Do you guys EVER get better at directing your stream? I'm great with my stream!! Can write my name in cursive and printing, including dotting the I!!I don't want to make all the decisions because if I screw up, then I can't blame it on you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
skydivermom 0 #34 February 28, 2007 ***I tried telling my sons that and all that happened was the wall in front of the toilet got sprayed. QuoteSo did you paint it yellow? (it's too early for me to spell)Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #35 February 28, 2007 Tell 'em what my mom told me when I was about 7 or 8. "If, you can't aim any better than that... I'll aim it for you!" You have no idea, how good my aim suddenly got!!! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites misskriss 0 #36 February 28, 2007 http://secure.sutemigear.com/page/SG/CTGY/MITT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivermom 0 #37 February 28, 2007 ***"If, you can't aim any better than that... I'll aim it for you!" You have no idea, how good my aim suddenly got!!! Quote That's funny.....and sick all at the same time. I can't tell my son that....the psychiatrist bills would keep me from jumping.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #38 February 28, 2007 QuoteI was taught that urnals are for standing, but toilets are for sitting. Quote This isn't always a good solution either. I tried telling my sons that and all that happened was the wall in front of the toilet got sprayed. ________________________________ I'm sorry but... that was funny! What works too is telling them that THEY will clean-up the mess... not you! One or two times fo cleaning-up after themselves will result in direct hits on the 10-ring! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #39 February 28, 2007 ***I tried telling my sons that and all that happened was the wall in front of the toilet got sprayed. Quote So did you paint it yellow? Nah, I just told them to go outside after that... j/k Although, I do have a picture of one of my sons taking a whiz off of the front porch in broad daylight, in front of God and everybody. I didn't know what he was doing until the film was developed. I wondered why he had a sheepish grin on his face. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #40 February 28, 2007 Quote***"If, you can't aim any better than that... I'll aim it for you!" You have no idea, how good my aim suddenly got!!! Quote That's funny.....and sick all at the same time. I can't tell my son that....the psychiatrist bills would keep me from jumping. ____________________________________ It's not really, that traumatic. It'll sure get their attention! Back in my day, we didn't worry about shrinks. Maybe, that's part of my problem! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lastchance 0 #41 February 28, 2007 I remember a female comedian one time saying that men are not very specific. If they hit something they're happy. She also wondered why the brakes to the car were in the kitchen sink. The only food in the house was stuck to the ceiling. I can't remember her name but she was quite funny. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 0 #42 February 28, 2007 I don't like turning a light on at night cuz once I turn it back off, I run into stuff, so I always just pee by trial and error... ...just keep peeing till you hear water!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites fallinbear 0 #43 February 28, 2007 QuoteNo, I'm not talking about skydiving accuracy. I have an 8 year old and a 4 year old who seem to make it everywhere BUT the toilet. I was a little concerned when I discovered pee in the trash can one day, and assumed it was my 4-year old's doing. Anyway, my husband told me a few days later that our 8-year old had gotten up in the middle of the night and was taking a wizz in the trash can. He didn't even remember doing it (or so he says). The funny thing is, my 4-year old isn't any better at aiming when he's awake. Do you guys EVER get better at directing your stream? I'm great with my stream!! Can write my name in cursive and printing, including dotting the I!!I don't want to make all the decisions because if I screw up, then I can't blame it on you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. 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masterrig 1 #35 February 28, 2007 Tell 'em what my mom told me when I was about 7 or 8. "If, you can't aim any better than that... I'll aim it for you!" You have no idea, how good my aim suddenly got!!! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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skydivermom 0 #37 February 28, 2007 ***"If, you can't aim any better than that... I'll aim it for you!" You have no idea, how good my aim suddenly got!!! Quote That's funny.....and sick all at the same time. I can't tell my son that....the psychiatrist bills would keep me from jumping.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #38 February 28, 2007 QuoteI was taught that urnals are for standing, but toilets are for sitting. Quote This isn't always a good solution either. I tried telling my sons that and all that happened was the wall in front of the toilet got sprayed. ________________________________ I'm sorry but... that was funny! What works too is telling them that THEY will clean-up the mess... not you! One or two times fo cleaning-up after themselves will result in direct hits on the 10-ring! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #39 February 28, 2007 ***I tried telling my sons that and all that happened was the wall in front of the toilet got sprayed. Quote So did you paint it yellow? Nah, I just told them to go outside after that... j/k Although, I do have a picture of one of my sons taking a whiz off of the front porch in broad daylight, in front of God and everybody. I didn't know what he was doing until the film was developed. I wondered why he had a sheepish grin on his face. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #40 February 28, 2007 Quote***"If, you can't aim any better than that... I'll aim it for you!" You have no idea, how good my aim suddenly got!!! Quote That's funny.....and sick all at the same time. I can't tell my son that....the psychiatrist bills would keep me from jumping. ____________________________________ It's not really, that traumatic. It'll sure get their attention! Back in my day, we didn't worry about shrinks. Maybe, that's part of my problem! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lastchance 0 #41 February 28, 2007 I remember a female comedian one time saying that men are not very specific. If they hit something they're happy. She also wondered why the brakes to the car were in the kitchen sink. The only food in the house was stuck to the ceiling. I can't remember her name but she was quite funny. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 0 #42 February 28, 2007 I don't like turning a light on at night cuz once I turn it back off, I run into stuff, so I always just pee by trial and error... ...just keep peeing till you hear water!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites fallinbear 0 #43 February 28, 2007 QuoteNo, I'm not talking about skydiving accuracy. I have an 8 year old and a 4 year old who seem to make it everywhere BUT the toilet. I was a little concerned when I discovered pee in the trash can one day, and assumed it was my 4-year old's doing. Anyway, my husband told me a few days later that our 8-year old had gotten up in the middle of the night and was taking a wizz in the trash can. He didn't even remember doing it (or so he says). The funny thing is, my 4-year old isn't any better at aiming when he's awake. Do you guys EVER get better at directing your stream? I'm great with my stream!! Can write my name in cursive and printing, including dotting the I!!I don't want to make all the decisions because if I screw up, then I can't blame it on you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
masterrig 1 #38 February 28, 2007 QuoteI was taught that urnals are for standing, but toilets are for sitting. Quote This isn't always a good solution either. I tried telling my sons that and all that happened was the wall in front of the toilet got sprayed. ________________________________ I'm sorry but... that was funny! What works too is telling them that THEY will clean-up the mess... not you! One or two times fo cleaning-up after themselves will result in direct hits on the 10-ring! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #39 February 28, 2007 ***I tried telling my sons that and all that happened was the wall in front of the toilet got sprayed. Quote So did you paint it yellow? Nah, I just told them to go outside after that... j/k Although, I do have a picture of one of my sons taking a whiz off of the front porch in broad daylight, in front of God and everybody. I didn't know what he was doing until the film was developed. I wondered why he had a sheepish grin on his face. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #40 February 28, 2007 Quote***"If, you can't aim any better than that... I'll aim it for you!" You have no idea, how good my aim suddenly got!!! Quote That's funny.....and sick all at the same time. I can't tell my son that....the psychiatrist bills would keep me from jumping. ____________________________________ It's not really, that traumatic. It'll sure get their attention! Back in my day, we didn't worry about shrinks. Maybe, that's part of my problem! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lastchance 0 #41 February 28, 2007 I remember a female comedian one time saying that men are not very specific. If they hit something they're happy. She also wondered why the brakes to the car were in the kitchen sink. The only food in the house was stuck to the ceiling. I can't remember her name but she was quite funny. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 0 #42 February 28, 2007 I don't like turning a light on at night cuz once I turn it back off, I run into stuff, so I always just pee by trial and error... ...just keep peeing till you hear water!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites fallinbear 0 #43 February 28, 2007 QuoteNo, I'm not talking about skydiving accuracy. I have an 8 year old and a 4 year old who seem to make it everywhere BUT the toilet. I was a little concerned when I discovered pee in the trash can one day, and assumed it was my 4-year old's doing. Anyway, my husband told me a few days later that our 8-year old had gotten up in the middle of the night and was taking a wizz in the trash can. He didn't even remember doing it (or so he says). The funny thing is, my 4-year old isn't any better at aiming when he's awake. Do you guys EVER get better at directing your stream? I'm great with my stream!! Can write my name in cursive and printing, including dotting the I!!I don't want to make all the decisions because if I screw up, then I can't blame it on you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
JENNR8R 0 #39 February 28, 2007 ***I tried telling my sons that and all that happened was the wall in front of the toilet got sprayed. Quote So did you paint it yellow? Nah, I just told them to go outside after that... j/k Although, I do have a picture of one of my sons taking a whiz off of the front porch in broad daylight, in front of God and everybody. I didn't know what he was doing until the film was developed. I wondered why he had a sheepish grin on his face. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #40 February 28, 2007 Quote***"If, you can't aim any better than that... I'll aim it for you!" You have no idea, how good my aim suddenly got!!! Quote That's funny.....and sick all at the same time. I can't tell my son that....the psychiatrist bills would keep me from jumping. ____________________________________ It's not really, that traumatic. It'll sure get their attention! Back in my day, we didn't worry about shrinks. Maybe, that's part of my problem! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lastchance 0 #41 February 28, 2007 I remember a female comedian one time saying that men are not very specific. If they hit something they're happy. She also wondered why the brakes to the car were in the kitchen sink. The only food in the house was stuck to the ceiling. I can't remember her name but she was quite funny. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 0 #42 February 28, 2007 I don't like turning a light on at night cuz once I turn it back off, I run into stuff, so I always just pee by trial and error... ...just keep peeing till you hear water!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites fallinbear 0 #43 February 28, 2007 QuoteNo, I'm not talking about skydiving accuracy. I have an 8 year old and a 4 year old who seem to make it everywhere BUT the toilet. I was a little concerned when I discovered pee in the trash can one day, and assumed it was my 4-year old's doing. Anyway, my husband told me a few days later that our 8-year old had gotten up in the middle of the night and was taking a wizz in the trash can. He didn't even remember doing it (or so he says). The funny thing is, my 4-year old isn't any better at aiming when he's awake. Do you guys EVER get better at directing your stream? I'm great with my stream!! Can write my name in cursive and printing, including dotting the I!!I don't want to make all the decisions because if I screw up, then I can't blame it on you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Lastchance 0 #41 February 28, 2007 I remember a female comedian one time saying that men are not very specific. If they hit something they're happy. She also wondered why the brakes to the car were in the kitchen sink. The only food in the house was stuck to the ceiling. I can't remember her name but she was quite funny. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #42 February 28, 2007 I don't like turning a light on at night cuz once I turn it back off, I run into stuff, so I always just pee by trial and error... ...just keep peeing till you hear water!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallinbear 0 #43 February 28, 2007 QuoteNo, I'm not talking about skydiving accuracy. I have an 8 year old and a 4 year old who seem to make it everywhere BUT the toilet. I was a little concerned when I discovered pee in the trash can one day, and assumed it was my 4-year old's doing. Anyway, my husband told me a few days later that our 8-year old had gotten up in the middle of the night and was taking a wizz in the trash can. He didn't even remember doing it (or so he says). The funny thing is, my 4-year old isn't any better at aiming when he's awake. Do you guys EVER get better at directing your stream? I'm great with my stream!! Can write my name in cursive and printing, including dotting the I!!I don't want to make all the decisions because if I screw up, then I can't blame it on you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
