turtlespeed 212 #26 March 27, 2007 QuoteQuoteI think I'm busy being stalked on Friday night.. sorry Hippie.. another time.. Wow! alrighty then. I appears, since Kitty refused my extra stalker slot for Friday nights, i have an opening. Only experienced stalkers should apply, certification by restraining order or cease and decist actions a plus. Have you spoken to LMWB? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #27 March 27, 2007 Will this one work?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #28 March 27, 2007 This looks like an experienced stalkerI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #29 March 27, 2007 Nope, everyone knows that movies cant stalk me. Sheesh! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #30 March 27, 2007 QuoteThis looks like an experienced stalker Much more like a demonic entity. Not that I havent have a few of them stalk me over the years, but I prefer the ones that blend in to the genral population.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #31 March 27, 2007 You're awfully damned picky to be looking for a last minute replacementHow 'bout this one-the stalker that started it allI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #32 March 27, 2007 See, in her prime. Class A, hardcore, stalker. Psycho! oh, and Im not lookin for a replacement, Kitty wanted her own slot and threatened kneecapping some boitches, so I made some room for her on a key stalker evening. I merely opened that up for others before I just fill it in with someone else in the harem. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #33 March 27, 2007 QuoteQuoteIf you'll take a number I'll get back to you when we have an opening. In your experience, is it better to fill the slots first come, first served or do you hold a stalkee lottery? There's only a limited number of slots. Women have 3 sometimes 4, while men only have 2. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #34 March 27, 2007 Note to Self:Bolas gets a room to himself from now on.......I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #35 March 27, 2007 I'm still trying to figure out what "sometimes 4" means... is he shoving quarters up her nose or something? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #36 March 27, 2007 Maybe it's the boobie canal - for titty fuckin'. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #37 March 27, 2007 QuoteI'm still trying to figure out what "sometimes 4" means... is he shoving quarters up her nose or something? I got skeered. Like this.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #38 March 27, 2007 QuoteMaybe it's the boobie canal - for titty fuckin'. How YOU Doin'?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #39 March 27, 2007 QuoteMaybe it's the boobie canal - for titty fuckin'. Dayum Woman! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #40 March 27, 2007 QuoteQuoteMaybe it's the boobie canal - for titty fuckin'. How YOU Doin'? Make sure there is a white t-shirt handy.... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #41 March 27, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteMaybe it's the boobie canal - for titty fuckin'. How YOU Doin'? Make sure there is a white t-shirt handy.... g This so fits with a conversation I was having earlier about a black light. But . . . not really - just the shirt.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #43 March 27, 2007 QuoteYou love it. Well, YEAH!!! I do. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #44 March 27, 2007 QuoteYou love it. Will it only cost a dollar? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #45 March 27, 2007 QuoteQuoteYou love it. Will it only cost a dollar? She can give me a dollar if she wants.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #47 March 27, 2007 Quote$1 per stroke. I don't need that much money - $20 is fineI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #48 March 27, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteMaybe it's the boobie canal - for titty fuckin'. How YOU Doin'? Make sure there is a white t-shirt handy.... g Or a tube top. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #49 March 27, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteMaybe it's the boobie canal - for titty fuckin'. How YOU Doin'? Make sure there is a white t-shirt handy.... g Or a tube top. Either or - both work wellI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #50 March 27, 2007 QuoteMaybe it's the boobie canal - for titty fuckin'. Kelly and I are thinking alike? Poor girl woman. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
