skyberdyber 0 #1 April 4, 2007 Next time you think "There's a hole." or "Hey pilot, you should take a look, the sky is wide open." Please fill out the following form first: REQUEST FOR PILOT'S METEORILOGICAL OBSERVATION 1. Name? 2. Date? 3. Hair color? 4. Years in sport? 5. # of Jumps? 6. Weather Experience? 7. Size of opening in nautical miles? 8. Location of opening via magnetic direction? 9. Wind Speed / Direction? 10. Ceiling? 11. How does the opening make you feel? 12. Time since last alcoholic beverage? 12a. Brand of beverage consumed? 13. If cloud A is traveling at 17 kts. from a 165 degree heading at 3,200 feet and cloud B is traveling 32kts froma 270 degree heading at 6,500 feet, how much time will it take for the pilot not to care about anything you are saying? (show your work) 14. How many years has the pilot been working with, around, or near clouds? 15. Have you reconsidered opening your mouth and inserting your foot? If you answered NO to question 15, please bring this form to manifest and request the supplemental request form before contacting pilot. Authored by: Dustin Gossett http://www.skydiveatlanta.com http://www.musiccityskydiving.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLKSKY 0 #2 April 4, 2007 HAHAHAHA!! You need to keep these forms handy at manifest. Mel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 April 4, 2007 I <3 Dustin. And Trey. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #4 April 4, 2007 Quit whining and show me your boobs! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyberdyber 0 #5 April 4, 2007 Showing me your boobs will always get you an immediate fastrack to get a pilot's meteorological observation without completing the above form!! http://www.skydiveatlanta.com http://www.musiccityskydiving.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littleskycrab 0 #6 April 4, 2007 that's great stuff!Next time a sunrise steals your breath or a meadow of flowers leaves you speechless, remain that way. Say nothing and listen as heaven whispers, "Do you like it? I did it just for you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmo87 0 #7 April 4, 2007 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaDream as you´ll live forever..Live as you´ll die today Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #8 April 4, 2007 Who is the designated foot-in-mouth removal specialist? You know for when its time to start drinking? We sure as hell dont want any more peeps talking out of their asses down there! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #9 April 4, 2007 QuoteWho is the designated foot-in-mouth removal specialist? You know for when its time to start drinking? We sure as hell dont want any more peeps talking out of their asses down there! That is to hazardous to allow on the dropzone. OSHA does not condone that activity until the patient has arrived in his own dwelling or residence.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #10 April 4, 2007 Dustin only took a few min to write that. I was impressed.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #11 April 4, 2007 Ha ha... good one... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
