DougH 270 #1 April 29, 2007 Your penis is by far the worst place to find, and then have to remove a tick from!!! The little bastard must have jumped on my pants when I took a piss in the woods last night. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #2 April 29, 2007 You fucking crazy for posting that shit!!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #3 April 29, 2007 I am shameless, I might call some friends up to give them a public service announcement about it. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #4 April 29, 2007 You might want to start dating other chicks!! Because that bitch gave you ticks. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #5 April 29, 2007 Funny you mention that. My girlfriend said she was glad that she didn't sleep with me last night. But I don't think it jumped on for a ride until I put my jeans back on this morning to drive back home. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #6 April 29, 2007 LMAO!!!!! now thats funny shit.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 April 29, 2007 I see you're from Connecticut. Isn't that where the town of Lyme is? (of Lyme's disease) Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #8 April 29, 2007 It was a wood tick, unlikely carrier. I have gotten Lymes twice though. Once really bad when I was like 13, I partly blaim my tweaked mind on that. Lymes is really bad juju... makes you feel like you have shards of glass flowing through your veins when you first get it. It can have some really bad effects on a person if you don't treat it soon enough. Sometimes my joints all ache because of it. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LyraM45 0 #9 April 29, 2007 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... oh my god, Doug. You crack me up. That just made my day picturing you jumping up and down trying to rip a tick off of your junk!! Nah, really....it's only funny if you're OK. Everything still work OK down there?? Apologies for the spelling (and grammar).... I got a B.S, not a B.A. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #10 April 29, 2007 I am going to resist making any lude comments about you asking if my unit is still workingBut I think it should be OK. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #11 April 29, 2007 Not exactly the entity you wanted sucking on your prick, eh?Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #12 April 29, 2007 Is the tick named Monica? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #13 April 30, 2007 "Tick on my Prick"-Sounds like a country song.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #14 April 30, 2007 Quote"Tick on my Prick"-Sounds like a country song. <> There's a Tick on my Prick, And it makes me kinda Sick Yoooou are on my lonely mind...... Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #15 April 30, 2007 Quote Your penis is by far the worst place to find, and then have to remove a tick from!!! The little bastard must have jumped on my pants when I took a piss in the woods last night. Well I hope you didnt just yank it out lol Should only be removed by being covered in vaseline or burned out with a cigie ( and a steady hand ) If ya yanked it its head is probably still in there lol``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #16 April 30, 2007 Urban myth... besides it wasn't deep yet."The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #17 April 30, 2007 Quote You fucking crazy for posting that shit!!! No more crazier than me posting a pic of the longest pubic hair ever. At least HE didn't post a pic of the tick on his dick! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #18 April 30, 2007 uhmm ....... this sounds like you were poking your penis in some mighty dangerous places.....guess it is better than feeding the wildlife.....oops guess in essence you were DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #19 April 30, 2007 ..guess it is better than feeding the wildlife.....oops guess in essence you were And What's the problem with feeding wildlife????"We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #20 April 30, 2007 Quote ..guess it is better than feeding the wildlife.....oops guess in essence you were And What's the problem with feeding wildlife????I can hear the deer calling your name right now......."ED....come feed me some potatoe chips!"DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #21 April 30, 2007 I can hear the deer calling your name right now......."ED....come feed me some potatoe chips!" No picture, no proof!!"We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #22 April 30, 2007 Quote I can hear the deer calling your name right now......."ED....come feed me some potatoe chips!" No picture, no proof!!Hey doc....I have the pictures to prove it.....mmmm...I knew there was some crazy ass reason you married me...now I know the truthDPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #23 April 30, 2007 Damn. How much for the negatives??"We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #24 April 30, 2007 Quote Damn. How much for the negatives?? Diamonds are a girls best friend....heheheheheheDPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #25 April 30, 2007 What the heck, post the evidence "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
