tuesday aussi joke

[feuergnom 22]

An Aboriginal elder, sat in his humpy eyeing two government officials sent to interview him.

One official said to him, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he has done."

The elder nodded in agreement.

"Considering all these events," the official continued, "in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The elder stared at the two government officials for over a minute, then calmly replied: "When white man found the land, Aboriginals were running it. No taxes. No debt. Plenty kangaroo. Plenty fish. Women did all the work. Medicine man free. Aboriginal man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex."

Then the elder leaned back and smiled before adding, "Only white man bloody stupid enough to think he could improve system like that."

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[BillyVance 34]

Pretty much the same way the American Indians were like, with one exception. They had their own wars between tribes.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Pretty much the same way the American Indians were like, with one exception. They had their own wars between tribes.

So did some Australian Aborigninals

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[BillyVance 34]

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Pretty much the same way the American Indians were like, with one exception. They had their own wars between tribes.

So did some Australian Aborigninals

I didn't know. So what did they fight with, sticks and stones?

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Pretty much the same way the American Indians were like, with one exception. They had their own wars between tribes.

So did some Australian Aborigninals

I didn't know. So what did they fight with, sticks and stones?

yes but i think the technical term for the stick is a SPEAR, used with a launch instrument called a woomera (not the H&C)

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[ryoder 1,400]

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Pretty much the same way the American Indians were like, with one exception. They had their own wars between tribes.

So did some Australian Aborigninals

Yes, we Americans are familiar with that period of Oz history; We've watched "Mad Max".

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[bob.dino 0]

A Tuesday joke as well? Did you post one yesterday?