lippy 779 #1 August 30, 2007 I was thinking at a soccer game a while back where they didn't serve any alcohol....What about a 'Beer Belly' A rubber belly for skinny fucks like me that's actually a refridgerated beer container. You strap it on and it looks like you're a fat-ass, but really your ready to smuggle beer into any sporting event/movie/wedding without an open bar! Now who's smart enough to make this work?I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pre7117 0 #2 August 30, 2007 Or make some tits for the ladies so they can drink too.HELLFISH 429 POPS 11113 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #3 August 30, 2007 How do you get it through the metal detectors?Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #4 August 30, 2007 Quote I was thinking at a soccer game a while back where they didn't serve any alcohol....What about a 'Beer Belly' A rubber belly for skinny fucks like me that's actually a refridgerated beer container. You strap it on and it looks like you're a fat-ass, but really your ready to smuggle beer into any sporting event/movie/wedding without an open bar! Now who's smart enough to make this work? You really need to learn how to use google... http://www.thebeerbelly.com/products.aspRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #5 August 30, 2007 QuoteOr make some tits for the ladies so they can drink too. Isn't that a camel back, but in reverse - kinda ?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pre7117 0 #6 August 30, 2007 A double hump HELLFISH 429 POPS 11113 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #7 August 30, 2007 Quote A double hump Hey, can I suck on that tit of yours a little? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 779 #8 August 30, 2007 Quote Quote I was thinking at a soccer game a while back where they didn't serve any alcohol....What about a 'Beer Belly' A rubber belly for skinny fucks like me that's actually a refridgerated beer container. You strap it on and it looks like you're a fat-ass, but really your ready to smuggle beer into any sporting event/movie/wedding without an open bar! Now who's smart enough to make this work? You really need to learn how to use google... http://www.thebeerbelly.com/products.asp That douchebag stole my idea!!!I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #9 August 30, 2007 Quote Hey, can I cuck on that tit of yours a little? It was a slip of the tongue! I really meant two tickets to Pittsburg! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #10 August 30, 2007 Too late Clint! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #11 August 30, 2007 Quote Too late Clint! Not by much - And a cock between her tits would work just as well.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #12 August 30, 2007 Quote Quote A double hump Hey, can I suck on that tit of yours a little? Having believed till this point that you were straight, your offer to suck (or put a cock between) Pete's moobs just for a taste of beer suggests it might be time for an intervention and some 12-steppin'. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #13 August 30, 2007 Quote Quote Quote A double hump Hey, can I suck on that tit of yours a little? Having believed till this point that you were straight, your offer to suck (or put a cock between) Pete's moobs just for a taste of beer suggests it might be time for an intervention and some 12-steppin'. Blues, Dave Wha's a matter - did I cum to quick fer ya?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #14 August 31, 2007 QuoteHow do you get it through the metal detectors? That would be real easy, make it out of rubber! Its basically a camel back in the shape of a gut. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 779 #15 August 31, 2007 Yeah but in my original post I spec'd a refridgeration unit, which surely would have some battery/metal functionalityI got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #16 August 31, 2007 http://www.thebeerbelly.com/winerack.asp related product: the wine rack. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
