I Have a Cat.

[ExAFO 0]

I have a cat. Her name is "Neko." (The Japanese word for "Cat.")

I have concluded she:
-Is an Atheist
-Is a Communist
-Poops too much
-Needs to get her Masters degree
-Needs to learn to fire an SKS
-Should learn to speak Portuguese
-Should drink more beer
-Might consider enlisting in the Coast Guard
-Might be secretly communicating with Al Sharpton, Carrot Top, and the Ghost of Kim Il Sung.


Knowing that, what should I get her for her birthday on 1 April 08?

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

[iluvtofly 0]

Maybe it's the combination of being at the tail end of a double shift and it being 5 am but I am thoroughly confused by your post.

[Baksteen 84]

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Maybe it's the combination of being at the tail end of a double shift and it being 5 am but I am thoroughly confused by your post.

Nope. I slept well, It's eleven AM here and just after the coffe break.

I don't get it either

"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

[iluvtofly 0]

Thank you. I needed some reassurance. I'm deffinately getting to that point of needing sleep that i kinda have energy (i'm dancing to the music on vh1) but at the same time can barely keep my eyes open

[Baksteen 84]

How long until your shift ends?

"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

[MikeJD 0]

Something small that she can bat around. Or a tin of tuna. Or a bag of catnip.

Anything else will not be appreciated.

Edited to add:

We are talking about an actual cat here, aren't we? If so, I think the SKS is out. You might be able to teach her to fire it, but I'm guessing her targeting will be a bit random.

[NtheSeaOrSky 0]

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Knowing that, what should I get her for her birthday on 1 April 08?

A new owner


what? You didn't see that one coming???

Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

[waltappel 1]

A Kong Zoom Groom brush.

Walt

[skybill 19]

Hi AFO,
You have already given her the best, a place in your life. Some goodies for her, some catnip tied up in one of your discarded socks, some cute cat toys, and lots of TLC. I have 4 + 1 cats in my life now, Angel Food McSpade (13), Lucky (8), Jethro (5) and Chukey Blue (6 mos) The Grey Kid comes by to visit.

SCR-2034, SCS-680

III%,
Deli-out

[ExAFO 0]

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Hi AFO,
You have already given her the best, a place in your life. Some goodies for her, some catnip tied up in one of your discarded socks, some cute cat toys, and lots of TLC. I have 4 + 1 cats in my life now, Angle Food McSpade (13), Lucky (8), Jethro (5) and Chukey Blue (6 mos) The Grey Kid comes by to visit.

For reference (yes, I know it's an old picture but the Ex took the camera in the split.)

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

[waltappel 1]

Gawd, can you guys take this to the "gay-sounding discussions by guys who aren't gay but should be" forum?

Ok, here's the obligatory picture of (her royal highness) Zoe, who owns me, my life, and my apartment.

Walt

[sharimcm 0]

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A Kong Zoom Groom brush.

Walt

I second that.

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

[Gene03 0]

Scary eyes but in a good way.
Thank goodness she doesn't have thumbs or you would be in big trouble.

“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

[quade 3]

I don't think you have a cat, I think you has a kitteh.

I can has cheezburger?

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[ltdiver 3]

A friend's web page and her cats: (see attachments)

Laughing makes us younger...

ltdiver

Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon