NWFlyer 2 #1 March 19, 2008 Are you unhappy in your relationship? Here's some ideas ... Five Web 2.0 Ways to Break Up With Your Boyfriend 1. add unflattering Flickr tag, “Fat asshole with a unibrow” 2. change Facebook status to “He’s literally dead to me” 3. web widget counts up days since your last climax (currently: "193") 4. share Zoho spreadsheet to split up MySpace friends 5. decline to participate in Series B round of affection (shamelessly stolen from 5ives.) Of course they left out the classic dropzone.com strategy 6. Post query in Women Only under "anonymous" second screen name discussing how much you've fallen out of love with your boyfriend and how you've started spending time with this other guy.... "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #2 March 19, 2008 you do crack me up! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pattersd 0 #3 March 19, 2008 Have you spoken with the Monkey about #3? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #4 March 19, 2008 OK, the first 5 pretty much went over my head (guess I'm not quite a prt of the 21st century yet.....) but #6???? LMAO! How many times have we seen that? Or how about the people who don't even bother adopting a 2nd "anonymous" user name to talk about their SOs?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 March 19, 2008 7. Do what Bolas does and bring your shit online, as an "open" question for the Gen pop.You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #6 March 19, 2008 Quote 7. Do what Bolas does and bring your shit online, as an "open" question for the Gen pop. Exactly. If you're gonna act like an ass, don't hide behind a fake name. The less smart people won't understand otherwise. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #7 March 19, 2008 Quote Quote 7. Do what Bolas does and bring your shit online, as an "open" question for the Gen pop. Exactly. If you're gonna act like an ass, don't hide behind a fake name. The less smart people won't understand otherwise. Here hereHave you seen my DZ shirt Monkeytcndo found me with out wearing the shirtYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #8 March 20, 2008 Monkeytcndo 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #9 March 20, 2008 Quote Monkeytcndo Wingsuited Knobby.... is that betterYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #10 March 20, 2008 Wingsuited I got, had to google the knobby. I assume you are talking about my perfectly shaped bald head. I'll take that as a compliment. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
