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Happy Easter Vomit story

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About halfway through lunch at Applebee's today, my son said he didnt feel good. I held him in my lap and he semi-slept quietly.

Out of nowhere, he vomited about a gallon down my arm and soaking my pants. I immediately got up and tried to carry him ourside when he unloaded another load that thoroughly soaked my leg and shirt to the skin.

The van was locked and my wife and I fumbled our way home, me being partially naked.

Oh what a nice day.

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Nice!
Ammo to share with a date if he doesn't obey curfew;)
My parents stored all of those great stories...just in case. Nevermind, they STILL share those stories with the b/f.:S I think parents enjoy embarrassing their kids.:D






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