agent_lead 0 #1 April 23, 2008 I was dating this girl about a year ago. We'd had a few dates and she wanted me to come over and watch a movie. Or perhaps, "watch a movie," right? So I show up at her place around 7, kiss kiss etc, and all of a sudden she says "You know, I want to solve this jigsaw puzzle with you." I like games, I mean, I guess I like making out on the couch better, but whatever. So she runs to the other room, and comes back with the box and the puzzle. I look at the puzzle and say, "You know, I think we should just watch a movie." She seems a little crestfallen, "Oh come on, look it's like a tiger or something, right? I think I have the foot." I stand my ground. "Yeah, I dunno, I'm just in a movie kinda mood, you know?" She ain't having it. "Come on, help me solve this!" She gets a little indignant, says "This would be a bonding thing for us as a couple! You think we can't solve this puzzle? Like I'm dumb or something?" I sigh, and tell her "Look, why don't you and I sit down and watch a movie, then I'll help you put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box, ok?"-------------------------------------------- www.facebook.com/agentlead Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 April 23, 2008 You know, as I started reading, I thought, nothing good is gonna come out of dissing an ex girlfriend online. Then I read the last line. Good one! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #3 April 23, 2008 Damn. I remember a few years ago how glad I was at finishing a jugsaw puzzle in only 2 weeks. The box said, "Three years and over." It was AWESOME! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 April 23, 2008 Quote Damn. I remember a few years ago how glad I was at finishing a jugsaw puzzle in only 2 weeks. The box said, "Three years and over." It was AWESOME! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #5 April 23, 2008 Quote Damn. I remember a few years ago how glad I was at finishing a jugsaw puzzle in only 2 weeks. The box said, "Three years and over." It was AWESOME! hahahahahaha!!!!! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #6 April 23, 2008 The only reason I read this was because last week while at the park I saw a girl who I dated for about a month a few years ago....she was running and looking very good....well, she invited me to see her sing(she is a singer/songwriter) Friday night, but failed to mention her new husband would also be there! So I thought your post interesting. "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AKCrash 0 #7 April 23, 2008 Quote The only reason I read this was because last week while at the park I saw a girl who I dated for about a month a few years ago....she was running and looking very good....well, she invited me to see her sing(she is a singer/songwriter) Saturday night, but failed to mention her new husband would also be there! So I thought your post interesting. Although she has a new husband, she still invited u.. To me.. that means something"Those who would give up Essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" Franklin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #8 April 23, 2008 Although she has a new husband, she still invited u.. To me.. that means somethingYeah... It means she gets a cut of the door take. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #9 April 24, 2008 Quote Although she has a new husband, she still invited u.. To me.. that means somethingYeah... It means she gets a cut of the door take. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That is exactly what it means!!!!!! And not just a cut, but 5$ from everyone there! I think she got about 300$ or so for about 4 hours of playing. She did really well and better than when I saw her last. And she has been playing for only about 5 years. "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #10 April 24, 2008 Quote Quote The only reason I read this was because last week while at the park I saw a girl who I dated for about a month a few years ago....she was running and looking very good....well, she invited me to see her sing(she is a singer/songwriter) Saturday night, but failed to mention her new husband would also be there! So I thought your post interesting. Although she has a new husband, she still invited u.. To me.. that means something 3 some?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinjin 0 #11 April 24, 2008 ya, but if you touch another dude in a hybrid,, your gay, fyidont let life pass you by Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #12 April 24, 2008 unless it is the over the back high 5Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AKCrash 0 #13 April 24, 2008 Quote unless it is the over the back high 5 Wow J T!! You really know your stuff!!Impressive"Those who would give up Essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" Franklin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeatherNeck5931 0 #14 April 24, 2008 Quote unless it is the over the back high 5 I do believe the proper name for that would be the Eiffel Tower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #15 April 24, 2008 Quoteunless it is the over the back high 5 Absolutely!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
