skydemon2 0 #126 April 16, 2008 Quote ya, well glad to make ya laugh today Thats not all you did! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #127 April 16, 2008 oh you lil devil you! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #128 April 17, 2008 Quilty as charged! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #129 April 17, 2008 A little boy got on the bus, sat down next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said 'I am a Father.' The little boy replied 'My Dad doesn't wear his collar like that.' The priest looked up from his book and answered 'I am the Father of many.' The boy said 'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way' The priest, getting impatient, said 'I am the Father of hundreds' and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, 'Maybe you should use a condom and wear your pants backwards instead of your collar.'Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #130 April 17, 2008 Its hard to work on being a postwhore when everyone is sleeping or doing that thing called work (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #131 April 18, 2008 SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007 Scenario : Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counsellors called in for traumatized students a nd teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability. Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. 1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman. 2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist. Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school . 1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock. 2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons. Scenario : Pedro fails high school English. 1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college. 2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English. Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed. 1957 - Ants die. 2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again. Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him. 1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing. 2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy Hope you have a great day!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #132 April 18, 2008 Repost from Speakers Corner. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #133 April 18, 2008 Oooopsss sorry I dont hang out in there, those people are strange. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #134 April 18, 2008 Quote Oooopsss sorry I dont hang out in there, those people are strange. Understated.... Just a bunch of opinionated assholes in there. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #135 April 24, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO6rqAJ3mGc For your viewing pleasure...Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AKCrash 0 #136 April 24, 2008 Quote Quote opinionated assholes. Why didn't they teach me cool stuff like that in English classes?!! I am going to call my boss that before I quite"Those who would give up Essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" Franklin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #137 April 28, 2008 WAHOO broke 1000, I'm on my way! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #138 April 28, 2008 You've gotta do post 1000 naked. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #139 April 29, 2008 Yeah Im so happy I could jump in your pouch!! Youre doing great! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #140 April 29, 2008 Quote WAHOO broke 1000, I'm on my way! Congrats! Now maybe you should actually get back to work instead of being a post whore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #141 May 5, 2008 How to be cruel to you older guys....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #142 May 5, 2008 Quote You've gotta do post 1000 naked. Liar...You have to do 1000 naked and post a pic...Duh!~R+R~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #143 May 5, 2008 Poor Airtwardo... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #144 May 5, 2008 Quote Quote You've gotta do post 1000 naked. Liar...You have to do 1000 naked and post a pic...Duh!~R+R I think you pervs are trying to get me the month or so long boot! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #145 May 5, 2008 Quote Quote You've gotta do post 1000 naked. Liar...You have to do 1000 naked and post a pic...Duh!~R+R And just WHO are you? The name sounds familiar . . . but I just can't recall . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #146 May 5, 2008 Quote Quote Quote You've gotta do post 1000 naked. Liar...You have to do 1000 naked and post a pic...Duh!~R+R I think you pervs are trying to get me the month or so long boot! Oh - believe me . . . it's not a boot we are trying to give you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #147 May 5, 2008 Quote Quote Quote You've gotta do post 1000 naked. Liar...You have to do 1000 naked and post a pic...Duh!~R+R I think you pervs are trying to get me the month or so long boot! Hey, that's what I'm here for! J/J I'm here for cheap thrills and idle chitchat. ~R+R...Post nekkid pics, post nekkid pics, post nekkid pics...post nekkid pics...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #148 May 5, 2008 Quote~R+R...Post nekkid pics, post nekkid pics, post nekkid pics...post nekkid pics... I dont know you, but I like the way you think.....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #149 May 5, 2008 Quote Quote Quote You've gotta do post 1000 naked. Liar...You have to do 1000 naked and post a pic...Duh!~R+R And just WHO are you? The name sounds familiar . . . but I just can't recall . . . I'd call you and chew you out, but I don't have that # anymore......Who you doin'...oops, what you doin' these days? Besides whorin'? ~R+R...Follow the yellow brick road...follow the yellow brick road...follow, follow...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #150 May 5, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote You've gotta do post 1000 naked. Liar...You have to do 1000 naked and post a pic...Duh!~R+R I think you pervs are trying to get me the month or so long boot! Oh - believe me . . . it's not a boot we are trying to give you. (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
