31 Reasons Why Beer is Better Than a Women...

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I love this beer mug, although right now I'm using it for a margarita.

It reads: "31 reasons why beer is better than a women" (bare with me, I'm translating this from Polish.) *Some of these simply do not make sense in English.*

1. You don't have to sweet-talk a beer.

2. A beer's head never hurts.

3. A beer's labeling comes off without a fight.

4. Beer does not have hair where there doesn't need to be any.

5. You always know that you're always the 1st one to open the bottle.

6. Beer will always please you.

7. A beer will never get mad at you if you fall asleep after having it.

8. You can't catch a std from a beer.

9. You always feel good after having a beer.

10.Beer never has that time of the month.

11. Beer never gets jelous when you go for the next one.

12. You can have many beers in 1 night.

13. You never have to pay a cold beer alimony.

14. You don't have to be embarressed of the beer that you bring to a party

15.You can share beer with your friends...

16. And leave the same party with a different beer.

17. Beer doesn't make sleep in the dog house, a.k.a the couch if you come home drunk.

18. Beer does not complain when you snore.

19. You don't need permission when taking beer home.

20. You don't have to invite a beer to dinner.

21. When you go to a bar, you always have a 100& guarantee of getting a beer.

22. Beer can't joke, and tell you it's pregnant.

23. Beer always looks good, no matter what it's wearing.

24. The 1 thing that beer makes you do is go to the bathroom often.

25. You can drink beer amongst other people.

26. Beer doesn't care how much money you make.

27. The stains from a beer are washible, unlike the trauma associated with women.

28. Beer likes to ride in the trunk.

29. A cold beer is a good beer.

30. When you poor a beer correctly, you always have good foam at the top.

31. Beer will never bore you - even if you have it every day for a month.

Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

"from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

[curlyhairedgirl 0]

You and your beer should be very happy together.

I'm keeping in touch with my own reality.

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You and your beer should be very happy together.

Yes, Yes - we are.

Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

"from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

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30. When you poor a beer correctly, you always have good foam at the top.

based on your literal translation i'd say that is probably supposed to be more along the lines of "when you poor a beer correctly you will always get good head". that seems to make the most sense since foam and head are used interchangeably in beer terms. then again i dont speak polish.
edited to add: there are some pretty good ones in there... including that one.

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2. A beer's head never hurts.
(Beer never has a headache.)

32. Beer doesn't get offended when you tell it it's flat.

33. Beer listens when you talk.

34. Beer looks the same when you're drunk or sober.

35. Beer doesn't wear jeans and ask about it's fat ass.

36. Beer is usually gone in the morning.

37. Beer doesn't need coddling.

38. Beer lets you have a good night out on the town.

39. Beer makes you crazy...er, nevermind.

40. Beer is cheaper.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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2. A beer's head never hurts.
(Beer never has a headache.)

32. Beer doesn't get offended when you tell it it's flat.

33. Beer listens when you talk.

34. Beer looks the same when you're drunk or sober.

35. Beer doesn't wear jeans and ask about it's fat ass.

36. Beer is usually gone in the morning.

37. Beer doesn't need coddling.

38. Beer lets you have a good night out on the town.

39. Beer makes you crazy...er, nevermind.

40. Beer is cheaper.

41. Beer doesn't bust your balls to cut the friggin' lawn.

Always be kinder than you feel.

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41. Beer doesn't bust your balls to cut the friggin' lawn.

[cocheese 0]

In Michigan, an empty beer is worth ten cents.

[aresye 0]

Nice one Lucky!

BTW, from the earlier posts. It's pour, not poor!

Skydiving: You either learn from other's mistakes, or they'll learn from yours.

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Nice one aresye!

BTW, I'm Cocheese, not Lucky, and i know how to spell.

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14. You don't have to be embarressed of the beer that you bring to a party

I'm not so sure about this one...

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14. You don't have to be embarressed of the beer that you bring to a party

I'm not so sure about this one...

well for the most part. you only have to be embarassed if its busch light, keystone, nati ice, or old style.

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3*. You can have more than one beer at a time and none of them get jealous of each other.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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