ladyskydiver 0 #1 October 9, 2008 A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying 'I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade. The instructor said, 'During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.' After a pause, the instructor added, 'I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler.' Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 2 #2 October 9, 2008 [tumbleweeds]I hear no laughter.[/tumbleweeds] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #3 October 9, 2008 Quote [tumbleweeds]I hear no laughter.[/tumbleweeds] Um cause it is very early in the morning and most people havent read this yet Fucking hilarious though!!!! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 2 #4 October 9, 2008 Quote Quote [tumbleweeds]I hear no laughter.[/tumbleweeds] Um cause it is very early in the morning and most people havent read this yet Fucking hilarious though!!!! Early my Russian a$$! It's 7:48am....I was in the gym by 615. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #5 October 9, 2008 “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #6 October 9, 2008 Yea well that's on the east coast Most people haven't got to work to start their daily DZ.com surfing yet across the country. I wish I could be at the gym at 6:15, I am already on my way to work by then Oh and this Russian A$$ still says its early. She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #7 October 9, 2008 You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #8 October 9, 2008 thanks for the smile "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #10 October 9, 2008 Quote Quote Quote [tumbleweeds]I hear no laughter.[/tumbleweeds] Um cause it is very early in the morning and most people havent read this yet Fucking hilarious though!!!! Early my Russian a$$! It's 7:48am....I was in the gym by 615. I ran 5 miles, showered, fed the dog and was at my desk by 6:15am, it was mildly humurousSo i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AL-timeter 0 #11 October 9, 2008 That was a good one ! I got a good laugh. Thanks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChibiKuma 0 #12 October 9, 2008 TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #13 October 9, 2008 TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
