chaoskitty 0 #1 November 24, 2008 Or it might have been a yellow jacket. The little bastard flew up my pant leg while I was putting gas in my truck, and stung me on the thigh when I got back in. Now I have a 4" welt on my leg. It hurts! bastard. I squashed him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #2 November 24, 2008 Poor kitty. Do you need someone to rub your thigh? maybe kiss your thigh? Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 November 24, 2008 Don't get me started on those little bastards... You should have doused the fucker with a little gas, hung up the pump hose, and lit it on fire. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #4 November 24, 2008 Quote Poor kitty. Do you need someone to rub your thigh? maybe kiss your thigh? Where do I sign up? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #5 November 24, 2008 Quote Don't get me started on those little bastards... You should have doused the fucker with a little gas, hung up the pump hose, and lit it on fire. Billy it was IN MY PANTS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #6 November 24, 2008 I will gladly come right over and suck the poison out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #7 November 24, 2008 Well.. it does hurt .. pretty bad... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #8 November 24, 2008 Did you do the good southern thing and put wet tobacco on the bee sting? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #9 November 24, 2008 Quote I will gladly come right over and suck the poison out. All you boys ever do is tease me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 November 24, 2008 Quote Quote Don't get me started on those little bastards... You should have doused the fucker with a little gas, hung up the pump hose, and lit it on fire. Billy it was IN MY PANTS! I meant AFTER you squashed it and shook it out. geesh... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #11 November 24, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Don't get me started on those little bastards... You should have doused the fucker with a little gas, hung up the pump hose, and lit it on fire. Billy it was IN MY PANTS! I meant AFTER you squashed it and shook it out. geesh... No I just don't have that much anger inside me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #12 November 24, 2008 Quote Quote I will gladly come right over and suck the poison out. All you boys ever do is tease me! Darlin.. I have been called many thing in my life.. Most of them probably deserved.. But a "Tease" is not something that I have been accused of being before. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #13 November 24, 2008 Well, regardless, I'm fresh out of wet tobacco. But I might have some hydrocortizone at home. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #14 November 24, 2008 Quote All you boys ever do is tease me! I'll admit to that. Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godfrog 2 #15 November 24, 2008 slice a raw onion and put that on it, I've been told that works good. if the stinger is in there, use a credit card to scrape it out, don't pinch and pull.Experience is a difficult teacher, she gives you the test first and the lesson afterward Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #16 November 24, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Don't get me started on those little bastards... You should have doused the fucker with a little gas, hung up the pump hose, and lit it on fire. Billy it was IN MY PANTS! I meant AFTER you squashed it and shook it out. geesh... No I just don't have that much anger inside me. Want to borrow some? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #17 November 24, 2008 Quoteslice a raw onion and put that on it, I've been told that works good. if the stinger is in there, use a credit card to scrape it out, don't pinch and pull. If it was a yellow jacket, there is no stinger in her skin. When there is a stinger in the skin, the current wisdom dictates speed over technique--i.e., it's okay to pinch and pull, as long as you do it immediately. There are a whole lot of remedies on the web. I thought the most interesting was toothpaste. http://www.slate.com/id/2088863/ P.S. to chaoskitty: Yellow jackets suck. Hope you feel better soon.If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #18 November 25, 2008 Atleast he didnt get a little higher and sting Kitty's kitty..... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #19 November 25, 2008 Wow must be nice and warm of you still have yellowjacktes.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #20 November 26, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Don't get me started on those little bastards... You should have doused the fucker with a little gas, hung up the pump hose, and lit it on fire. Billy it was IN MY PANTS! I meant AFTER you squashed it and shook it out. geesh... No I just don't have that much anger inside me. Want to borrow some? Pfft... between the two of us, we could share with everybody else, and still be pissed off. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redline165 0 #21 November 26, 2008 I had to upgrade our lawn mower to be able to outrun yellow jackets when i would run over there house mowing grass. John Deere For the win! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #22 November 26, 2008 Quote I had to upgrade our lawn mower to be able to outrun yellow jackets when i would run over there house mowing grass. John Deere For the win! Oh great! Our own Tim the Tool Man in the house! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
