butt itch

[GaryRay 0]

hmmmm, start a list if you are a female with long nails!!!

JewBag.
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[SuFantasma 0]

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hmmmm, start a list if you are a female with long nails!!!

All of them, or just the ones who use them?

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

[n2skdvn 0]

if all else fails try This

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[1969912 0]

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if all else fails try This

Or this....

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

[mnealtx 0]

Any thread referencing butts can't be complete without the obligatory H & S reference!!!

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[1888 0]

Yup, sounds like you got a Pilonidal Cyst. I had one, it itches and stuff comes out when u scratch. It is often associated with people who spend a lot of time on their ass, like truck drivers. It will probably have to be surgecially removed and the longer you wait the bigger it grows. It grows in an inverted cone shape so what is on the surface is only the tip of the iceburg, and after they remove it they will tie your butt cheeks together with bailing twine. Thats after they stitch up your incision. They won't let u shit for about a week then when u do you have to bomb sight the turd as u can't sit down due to the bailing twine. I don't want to discourage u from your pleasure of scratching it, but this was no walk in the park when I had it done years ago. Right up there with having your prostate removed. I had to sit on an inner tube for weeks. My advice is see your Dr. & get it taken care of.

[gonzalesna 0]

ran a test last night to see if i, too, had a crazy spot just above my ass that makes me pee if i scratch it and feels good with hot water, however, they all came back negative

so do you pee automatically right now if you get in a hot tub?

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[GaryRay 0]

thats a good question. i think its more or less the jet of the water impacting the crack mixed with the hot water, kind of like scratching it with hot water :P. if that makes any sense.

JewBag.
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[LisaH 0]

Massaging above the sphincter does induce urination. Whether it be manually or warm water sensation.

Sit on the pot next time, and when you think you're done, massage. You'll dribble more.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[1888 0]

Double dribble?

[LisaH 0]

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Double dribble?

Yea, that.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[SuFantasma 0]

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Double dribble?

Yea, that.

Do we really need a "How to Manual" for this ...?

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

[gonzalesna 0]

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thats a good question. i think its more or less the jet of the water impacting the crack mixed with the hot water, kind of like scratching it with hot water :P. if that makes any sense.

So you're fine in a hot tub as long as no one turns on the jets?

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[GaryRay 0]

no, im fine in a hot tub as long as i dont put my butt crack up to the jet's...i think. im gonna find a hot tub and find out.

JewBag.
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[SuFantasma 0]

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no, im fine in a hot tub as long as i dont put my butt crack up to the jet's...i think. im gonna find a hot tub and find out.

Is the itch getting bumps ? Or... are you bumping the itch thread?

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

[GaryRay 0]

well the itch is just making me pee, no bumps yet. ive been scratching it enouhg to find out

JewBag.
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[LisaH 0]

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well the itch is just making me pee, no bumps yet. ive been scratching it enouhg to find out

Stop scratching! Go get some Cortizone. And some Neosporin if you've scratched it raw. Dang.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[GaryRay 0]

dont worry, im being gentle.

JewBag.
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[LisaH 0]

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dont worry, im being gentle.

Fingernails are dirty. Stop scratching!

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[GaryRay 0]

but Lisa!!!! damnit!!!!

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[LisaH 0]

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but Lisa!!!! damnit!!!!

Go get it checked or sumthin'.
(and stop scratching)

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[GaryRay 0]

but i just wanna scratch it, i will have it checked, but i dont want them to fix it yet, it feels so good :)

JewBag.
www.jewbag.wordpress.com

[headoverheels 291]

Keep it up, and this could be you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNC8onldlj8&feature=related

[gonzalesna 0]

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dont worry, im being gentle.

That's what she said...

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[SuFantasma 0]

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but i just wanna scratch it, i will have it checked, but i dont want them to fix it yet, it feels so good :)

Dude, you have surpassed the Viagra four-hour limit... maybe you should have it checked !

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"